hypnicjerk

walter never gets high on his own supply, dies

thanks for comprehending the reading so i don't have to

4.5 million seems like not a very high budget unless it's only meant to be seed money and release into early access like last epoch.

the subtitle is even funnier than the title

bro paid $750 for a piece of paper and seems shocked that it's not magic

alternate headline: After Nearly 4 Years, Countless Scathing Reports: No Consequences for Coup Leaders

i don't think it's lying, necessarily. i suspect that it's embellishing, and it's inarguably providing an incomplete, intentionally flattering picture.

the precipitous fall of print media over the past couple decades is something that would one day be written about in the history books if they weren't also full of shit.

Could Wreak Havoc

yeah... so what are we giving it before one of these things escapes containment, 5 years? less?

you really think someone would do that? just go on a once-respected publication and tell lies?

nobody wants to believe that they're a villain, even mid-moustache twirl

Moreover, users of the satellite receivers were involuntarily taking part in attacks and might have experienced reduced device performance during these occurrences.

the article isn't 100% clear, but this line suggested to me that they were being used to perform attacks themselves (although it also states "Allegedly, the functionality was needed to counter the attacks of a competing entity.")