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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what happens when the brain worms win

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do they think people 200 years ago didn’t get sick or have any pain?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not until they invented computer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The difference engine was the source of all our ills!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Those memories were invented by computer

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

But please share this ~~via~~ in the Internet.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 44 points 1 month ago

This is very TempleOS coded

[–] PugJesus 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I don't get my daily dose of cat and dog I die

[–] TotallynotJessica 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tbf, cat addiction is caused by a parasite

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, by a computer. It’s written on the van can’t you read or are you also infected by a computer?

[–] TotallynotJessica 6 points 1 month ago

A parasite made in a computer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

My benereal disease computer runs on Arch, by the way.

[–] fox2263 24 points 1 month ago

Say no to terrorists. 21

[–] Limonene 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if this was from Milwaukee. There used to be a crazy guy in Milwaukee that drove around with a car like this, with writing all over it, and the handwriting was just like this. It also had a busted loudspeaker on the top, playing a fried voice that you couldn't understand.

Most of the stuff seemed to be about abortion conspiracy theories.

[–] Podunk 4 points 1 month ago

All the crazys that write conspiracy theories on their cars have this exact same script style. At least in my experience. It makes me wonder if the writing style is one of the symptoms. Because it is uncannily similar every time ive seen it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Makes some sense, I feel like I almost grew a brain tumor from seeing this picture

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You have a chip. Bongnabots, seriously look it up.

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[–] ZILtoid1991 18 points 1 month ago

The days when people with these kinds of views weren't planned to be put in charge of the healthcare of the most powerful country of the world...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like this person shouldn't be allowed to drive..

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[–] Pappabosley 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Caries are tooth cavities.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Who caries...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CAT AND DOG YOU HAVE A NANO CHIP ON YOUR BODY

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too bad this individual doesn't own a computer, they could verify that this is incorrect medical information.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Pffft sounds like something a computer owner would say

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anyone remember the time-cube guy? He had a crazy website where he ranted about how 24hr days are a conspiracy. THE DAY IS A TIMECUBE! This image reminds me of him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One version of the website from Wayback Machine. He updated his rambling quite a bit. Content warning for all the things.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Reject EVIL ONENESS

You know, one possible explanation is that the dude was painfully unaware of time zones and the time cube was just his way of justifying how different places can all have sunlight at the same hour... And the fact nobody questioned how the sun can be up at 1pm in the US while also being up at 1pm in like Australia made him think it was a huge conspiracy

[–] workerONE 12 points 1 month ago

That's only for Windows users

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I like how he had extra room at the bottom but he decided to add the panels up top instead

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

See what happens when you can't find the right bumper sticker with the message you want to share?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Everyone knows that disease didn't exist before computer. The Black Death was made up and two thirds of Europe died just for the fun of it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

$10 says that small truck this display is mounted to is fuel injected and uses an ECU computer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

$20 the truck has cooties

[–] over_clox 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sooo...

All diseases are created with computer?

Spread the news ~~on~~ in the internet?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This person almost certainly suffers from bipolar mania

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There are plenty of other possibilities, and I don't think bipolar is actually the most likely. Although psychosis and delusions can definitely be a part of bipolar type I they don't have to be, and are more commonly associated with, for example, schizophrenia or schizophreniform disorder or schizotypal personality. Of course these are often comorbid, complicating things. But I wouldn't jump so quickly to such a specific diagnosis based on one picture.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm clearly not able to officially diagnose this person. Please understand I'm just shooting off the cuff on Lemmy, where everyone else here is like "hey everyone, laugh at the crazy guy." Imo those are the people you should be directing your ire at.

In my experience, this sort of goal directed activity and paranoid scrawlings are much more likely to be the result of severe mania with psychosis than schizophrenia, delusional disorder, or schizophreniform disorder, where disorganization and amotivation are more likely to occur and lead someone to be "stuck" rather than decorate an entire vehicle and drive it around town.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's all worth it, because there is something also "made with computer": video games.

Woohooo!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Got dangit my benereal gomputer is acting up again. Must be the weather.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

i love how the top left panel actually tells you to use a computer

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