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Footage posted online shows Georgia deputies responding to a call from the sheriff, who was unhappy with the restaurant's service.

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[–] JTskulk 31 points 1 day ago

"The sheriff [...] says the incident is being politicized in an attempt to win votes in the upcoming local election..."

Well yeah no shit, he said that as if it's a bad thing! If you don't want your retarded abuses of powers to be politicized, don't act like a retard while abusing your power!

[–] Thcdenton 17 points 1 day ago
[–] CascadianGiraffe 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

That look like spit to you?

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Officers then attempted to enter the establishment. However, the doors had been locked by staff inside who were concerned for their safety, having previously dealt with disgruntled customers who they had found to be intimidating.

Smart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

I didn't realize that this wasn't an onion article and thought it would go like

"Officers then attempted to enter the establishment. However, the doors had been locked by PULL-signs and could not be forcibly pushed open."

After reading the article though, this seems like the cops are on that mental level. So yeah...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

I thought that was going to say

the doors had been locked by staff inside who were concerned for their safety, having previously dealt with police who they had found to be intimidating.

[–] corroded 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know what I do when a fast food restaurant gets my order wrong? I say "oh, that sucks," and then I eat my food. Food service employees don't get paid enough to deal with normal disgruntled customers, and especially not disgruntled law enforcement officers on a power trip.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

"me get wrong thing"
"sorry here two correct thing"
"splendid"

[–] FabledAepitaph 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just ask for a refund, and if they don't do it, I go straight to a chargeback on my credit card. This has only ever happened once, tbh. Hold the business accountable.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Hey, I ordered the double with cheese, but this is a spicy chicken...."

"Oh whoops, sorry about that sir let's try that again."

Try this first maybe?

[–] Graphy 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I remember this story. Unsurprisingly the guy also won reelection the next month.

[–] Anticorp 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is actually surprising to me. I guess I'm still too hopeful that behavior matters to voters, and that negative actions have negative consequences.

[–] Orbituary 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fuck with a man's burger and you get consequences.

[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What would cause a bulbous belly like that?

[–] glimse 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure if you're just referencing whatever this image is from but if you're serious, the answer is alcohol and a sedentary lifestyle

[–] Anticorp 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I meant the question literally. I know a lot of alcoholics, and none of them look like that. Is it from swollen organs?

[–] glimse 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I realized I didn't actually know so I just looked into it and apparently it's a lot of things. But the gist of it is that alcohol abuse fucks up your intestines which leads to bloating. Also alcohol has a lot of calories

[–] Anticorp 2 points 23 hours ago

Thanks for the information.

[–] Orbituary 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatchu lookin' at his belly fer?

[–] Anticorp 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Orbituary 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can embed these pictures if you do ![](https://i.imgur.com/a1VB28O.jpeg)

[–] Orbituary 1 points 1 day ago

Excellent. Thank you!

[–] allidoislietomyself 1 points 1 day ago

Mustard Tiger!

[–] Tyfud 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alcoholism.

My grandfather looked very similar.

[–] Orbituary 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You sure yer gramps wasn't driving cheeseburgers down his gullet? Nothin' goes better with beer than a couple of dirty burgers with cheese. Baaaaam!

[–] aaaa 1 points 1 day ago

I imagine the dirty poutine combo was part of it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

ohhh this is an old story. I was like wtf it happened again????

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's disheartening.

[–] Feathercrown 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These people need to be stripped of power and banned from holding office for the rest of their lives

[–] TheTechnician27 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

OP, this story is two months old.

[–] MinorLaceration 5 points 1 day ago

And the incident happened a year and a half ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the story is timeless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I dont want a Large Farva

[–] badbytes 6 points 1 day ago

If I were a cop, I wouldn't eat out, at least in uniform. Disgruntled citizens gonna put on their own special sauce.