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Sheriff summons deputies after Burger King got his order wrong (www.newsweek.com)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28116747

Footage posted online shows Georgia deputies responding to a call from the sheriff, who was unhappy with the restaurant's service.

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[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What would cause a bulbous belly like that?

[–] glimse 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure if you're just referencing whatever this image is from but if you're serious, the answer is alcohol and a sedentary lifestyle

[–] Anticorp 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I meant the question literally. I know a lot of alcoholics, and none of them look like that. Is it from swollen organs?

[–] glimse 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I realized I didn't actually know so I just looked into it and apparently it's a lot of things. But the gist of it is that alcohol abuse fucks up your intestines which leads to bloating. Also alcohol has a lot of calories

[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the information.

[–] Orbituary 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatchu lookin' at his belly fer?

[–] Anticorp 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's unavoidable.

[–] Orbituary 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can embed these pictures if you do ![](https://i.imgur.com/a1VB28O.jpeg)

[–] Orbituary 1 points 1 day ago

Excellent. Thank you!

[–] allidoislietomyself 1 points 1 day ago

Mustard Tiger!

[–] Tyfud 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alcoholism.

My grandfather looked very similar.

[–] Orbituary 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You sure yer gramps wasn't driving cheeseburgers down his gullet? Nothin' goes better with beer than a couple of dirty burgers with cheese. Baaaaam!

[–] aaaa 1 points 1 day ago

I imagine the dirty poutine combo was part of it