Is there a shortage of dildos in Texas that they need such laws to stop hoarding?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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There is decidedly not a shortage of dildos in Texas.
Have you seen their politicians?
I’m guessing they are not limiting the number of guns you can own though.
Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?
Neo-puritanism needs to die. I'm getting excited because I think humanity is just generally getting fed up with control. We're done with this shit.
At least none of these people should be violent. They can have their views. But law is always violent. So it has no business being an extension of anyone's sexual views. If you violently impose your sexual perspective on others you are as good as a rapist in my book.
Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.
I would never have thought to go to walmart to buy a sex toy if I hadn't seen them somewhat prominently displayed on my way towards the vitamin aisle.
Don't most people just buy them online anyway? How the fuck would they even enforce this? The whole thing is a joke.
The solution is clearly to set up sex toy libraries.
...They would never interfere with libraries, right?
There are definitely some Texas billionaires that own more than six politicians.
This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will ~~cum~~ come!” vibes.
I think it’s got religious overtones. One per day except the sabbath, when you have to leave your holes free for God to enter. Like Mary did.
Why are so many people using them in Walmart?
People like to sample the produce as they shop, granted it's usually a bag of crisps or a handful of grapes but it's the same... ballpark.
Long queues, nothing else to do…..
Makes sense to me.
Rofl, they were afraid for their right to bear arms instead of their right to bear dildos.
No one’s stopping them having bear dildos, just not too many of them.
We call this one “the grizzly”
The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
They've been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.
Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
New Exorcist reboot just dropped.
The Sexorcist
... Honestly, I bet that exists.
The real question is do I want to Google it or not...
This one’s a bit more tame: https://www.discogs.com/release/4322377-White-Zombie-La-Sexorcisto-Devil-Music-Vol-1
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Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
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