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[–] 2ugly2live 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

[–] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

[–] RangerJosie 6 points 2 months ago

As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.

[–] supercriticalcheese 3 points 2 months ago

He is a dildo after all