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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

[โ€“] RangerJosie 5 points 2 hours ago

As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.