And Finally...

1115 readers

684 users here now

A place for odd or quirky world news stories.

Elsewhere in the Fediverse:

Rules:

Be excellent to each other
The Internet will resurface old "And finally..." material. Just mark it [VINTAGE]

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

412

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

146 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Kbobabob 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't most people just buy them online anyway? How the fuck would they even enforce this? The whole thing is a joke.

[–] mhague 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They're criminalizing things more likely to be owned by people they're trying to cleanse. Maybe cops show up and find you've exceeded your government allotted sex toy limit... would you lose your job? Your kids? Do you even call the cops? Do you hide the dildos in a gun safe and leave the guns out, to make the cops happy?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I find it hilarious that cops are going to start driving around with dildos in their car. You know, in case they need to plant one.

[–] mhague 4 points 1 hour ago

Rookie, sprinkle a little KY on him. Perfect.