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[–] [email protected] 183 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)

im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

[–] Postmortal_Pop 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

[–] Postmortal_Pop 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

[–] EldenLord 6 points 1 month ago

Real life is ruined by the blunt and ignorant people that spew hatred and division everywhere. Best to avoid them by having good friendships and using the internet as a substitute

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fr like, why cant we just all fuck all day😮‍💨

[–] ebolapie 5 points 1 month ago

We truly do live in a society

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

inside you there are 2 monkeys: one is a chimpanzee munching on the flesh of its enemies and one is a bonobo tossing off 5 others simultaneously.

we need to seal the chimp inside a block of concrete and give the bonobo a big stage to perform on

[–] EldenLord 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. If anyone in my social surroundings found out I like femboys and Tomboys they would be weirded out and shun me from their socials, I guess. The internalized shame is so strong, but why?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, internalized shame is a hell of a thing, but - at least in my view - it is good to realize that it is forced upon us and not something that comes from within ourselves. It is hard to unlearn, but very liberating to do so, even if the possibilities to live the way we want is limited.

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[–] IndiBrony 30 points 1 month ago

I exist IRL. I found you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

same boat bae

[–] robocall 151 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This sucks. Implies he can only like a trans woman if he's bi and not if he's straight.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What makes you think there's a trans girl involved? Could just be a femboy. Also, there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans girls.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suppose that's possible, but the lack of clarity on that point still makes me uncomfortable. And there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans women, obviously. I am a bi dude who happens to be dating multiple trans women.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goddamn, dude. Leave some genitals for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bi flag in the bg of the last panel.

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[–] nifty 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because the idea that a man attracted to trans women could not be straight is transphobic. Trans women are women and a man attracted to women can be straight regardless of whether they're trans or cis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So wait, are they a femboy and not a trans woman then?

[–] dejected_warp_core 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think boils down to "similar optics, different gender identity", but I'm neither of these flavors so I really don't know. But for this joke, I think either works.

Calling for assistance: we need a ruling here. Halp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

i would say femboys are generally seen as not wanting to be female, just feminine. Same as how crossdressing doesn't make you trans, it just means you like crossdressing.

a term sometimes used synonymously with femboy is tomgirl, as a mirror to tomboy, and you wouldn't start calling tomboys trans men would you? They're people who identify as female but present less femininely.

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[–] NatakuNox 53 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

people who don't know English well get like a 5x boost in funnyness I swear 😭

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The best girls have nuts tbh

[–] TotallynotJessica 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if the nuts are removed? 😥

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

all👏genitals👏are👏equally👏fantastic👏

paid for by the pansexual gang

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Bi gang right there with ya. People you're attracted to are attractive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

pan gang sponsoring straight people figuring that genitals arent gender

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Weird, I nut with cum

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Ahem... The best nuts have girls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I am so here for this.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

yeah I noticed that's why I'm hitting on you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anyone else see Little Mac?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I…

Okay this works on at least two levels.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Nut a problem

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

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