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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Maybe we can make custom coffins With things that they like painted on the side, like a line going up, or hundred dollar bills

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean, to be completely honest, it was a relief that it wasn't children or random innocent adults getting gunned down this time.

Ffs the police rarely get the right house when busting someone's door down and shoot the "wrong suspect" all the time. This guy shot his intended target and hurt no one else. He's not only less evil than health care CEOs, he's less evil and more competent than the police.

[–] werefreeatlast 6 points 14 hours ago

The police have a hard time not breaking into the wrong house and shooting the wrong person while the person is sleeping. Its a little problematic.

[–] PieMePlenty 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Instead of getting rid of the orphan crushing machine, they found out it was easier modifying it to accept CEO's as well. Now it is an 'orphan and CEO crushing machine'."

[–] candybrie 9 points 15 hours ago

Sometimes the powers that be need the proper motivation needed to get rid of the orphan crushing machine.

[–] einlander 74 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Just like kids can get bulletproof backpacks, they can have bulletproof suitcases.

[–] werefreeatlast 5 points 14 hours ago

You mean Faraday Cage bags right?

[–] SlopppyEngineer 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They have enough money to do the "inner lining?" "Tactical" thing for real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

I think... I think he meant the suit suit, not the skin suit.

I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

they don't have to anymore since they caught the guy.

[–] EtherWhack 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Supposedly...

He is still innocent until proven guilty in court.

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] A7thStone 2 points 11 hours ago

Innocent and not guilty are not necessarily the same thing, but you didn't hear that from me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Unless it's not one man, but a movement

[–] SlopppyEngineer 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be the first time one guy shooting another guy triggers something massive. I mean, that's how world war 1 started.

[–] InputZero 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand might have been the spark that caught the fire that started WWI but there wasn't a single cause. It was all the back-room alliances between nations that was the kindling that spark caught, and a long build up of new weapons no one had put into total mobilization yet, and a bunch of other things.

If Archduke Ferdinand wasn't assassinated WWI might still have happened. Though history will never know.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Back-room alliances √

Build up of new weapons √

Bunch of other things √

Maybe its time to make friends with the doomsday peepers....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Anyone seriously considering prepping should listen to Robert Evans' - of Behind the Bastards fame - podcast episodes on Worst Year Ever:

How to Save Your Community When the Government Fails

The Reasonable Person's Guide to Prepping

TL;DL: it's far more about food & water and building strong community ties with mutual aid than having a pile of guns and ammo

[–] MutilationWave 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

doomsday peepers

Is this like people who can see 40 days into the future?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 3 points 14 hours ago

But only for doomsday events. You get a 40 day notice.

[–] InputZero 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh for sure, enough kindling has definitely been set down to start a new world war. Adding all the sparks people are making and it seems like history might repeat itself. The next world war might have even started as far as historians will be concerned. I just think that if full mobilization actually happens the prepers are as screwed as the rest of us. The only way to actually survive that with a fragment of our old ways in tact is to already be rich and powerful, should the worst happen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Insert Joker meme here

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago

"Fact of life" as someone said.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Someone please post to truth social

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That last coffin has a tik tok logo 🤦‍♂️

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 19 hours ago

That's sad. Someone asked "what does she like?" and someone responded "TikTok". At least the other stuff on the box is an actual theme.