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[–] Death_Equity 54 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If we can farm nicotine with modified tomato plants... Can we grow cocaine tomatoes, which are easy as hell to grow? Asking for a friend.

[–] JayleneSlide 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll settle for good tomatoes year-round, minus the coke. I mean, sure, coke tomatoes would totally supercharge everyone's summer. But then the Big Dark of winter would suck so much more.

[–] Death_Equity 6 points 3 months ago

Do you have any concept of manic winter cleaning? Have some ceviche or tacos with salsa and get productive, clean the house with a toothbrush or write your novel and accompanying screen play during those long winter months.

S.A.D. no more, geek on tomatoes and get shit done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Tomacco was a fictional product on the Simpsons, unless I missed something.

Which, if i I did, hey, neat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I never got round to it, but when researching I think tobacco is about the same difficulty to grow as tomatoes

[–] Death_Equity 4 points 3 months ago

Tobacco takes about 90-120 days, tomato is 70-90 days.

Tomatoes also produce a large amount of seeds/fruit and are substantially easier to grow densely in a canopy with under hanging fruit.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Eric Clapton has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Or the entire music industry in the 80s and 90s. I heard some seriously weird stories as an intern.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

The whole entertainment industry really, Blues Brothers famously had a cocaine budget.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 3 months ago
[–] ThePowerOfGeek 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh man, you've gotta share some of those!

[–] felixwhynot 4 points 3 months ago

I’m making some popcorn…

[–] frankenswine 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

She don't lie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dude just likes that its white.

[–] Coldgoron 23 points 3 months ago

New way to treat my ADHD just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This sounds like a coca plant with extra steps.

[–] Eww 22 points 3 months ago

It sounds like a coca plant that can grow in more than one region.

[–] whostosay 6 points 3 months ago

Talk to me when cocaine silk goat milk hits the Boston mahket

[–] mhague 22 points 3 months ago

Tabacaine would be a good commodity in a space game

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As always, it would be simpler to use yeast... It's going to get wild when these yeast strains get into the illicit market and people are literally brewing up coke or morphine in their bathtub.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/scientists-have-made-cocaine-from-a-tobacco-plant

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have actually wondered why this isn't a thing. You can order a yeast 2.0 sample from a supplier and the relevant DNA strand from a DNA printing company, multiply the DNA and introduce it to the yeast and you're game.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the "introduce it to the yeast" part that's the hard part. But I can't imagine the types of precautions the people who already have a morphine producing yeast strain (yes some people already invented it) must take. The illicit value of that is like priceless.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As I understand the process is fairly straightforward - yeast picks up dna from the environment, so the process involves creating a dna strain which includes both the intended change and a marker change, like resistance to something that would normally kill the yeast. Then introduce the dna to the yeast and introduce the poison which will kill the yeast that didn't pick up the dna.

Anyway, that's what I seem to remember from synth bio course from years ago, I might have misunderstood tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The hard part for someone trying to do it in a bathtub would probably be making sure it picks up the dna you're wanting and not something else randomly from the environment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's why you introduce the marker (like resistance to a common antibiotic ) in the same strand, then put antibiotic in the bathtub to kill the rest. Of course its a good idea to wash the tank first...

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[–] johannesvanderwhales 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm uh...pretty sure we already have a plant that grows cocaine?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Yeah but that's illegal.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like how OP thought they were in 196 so they added 'rule' to the title haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mojofrododojo 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait until she learns about coca.

[–] kitnaht 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well that's the thing - we import tons of tobacco. We don't import tons of coca, without knowing exactly where it's going.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Coca Cola is permitted to import coca via an agreement with the DEA and produces an estimated $3 billion worth of actual cocaine per year.

Must be nice to be a mega corp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

From what I read awhile back, that cocaine goes to pharmaceutical needs.

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[–] kitnaht 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep. That's where all the imports go. But if we suddenly have this genetically modified stuff on the market, it's free game baby!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cross pollination.

Tomaccocaine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

$3b in real money, or cop math?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good question.

One source (2023) says

That quantity is estimated to produce about two million grams of cocaine, the publication reported. Today, according to pharmaceutical listings online, that’s worth about US$2 billion

??? That's .. Not right

Bulk value 50 million for 2 million g (2000kg). Going by my (likely now outdated) last known value for a key at around 25k.

They're saying it's 1000$/g?!?

Am I tired or are these numbers just completely bonkers?

I don't care if it's the purest shit, that is insane.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/coca-cola-produces-3-billion-worth-of-pure-cocaine-per-year/E4ASXQXKGBFRBAHTGK5AXX57D4/

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

two million grams of cocaine

What a weird way of describing 2000 kg.

[–] captainlezbian 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Parliaments gonna stop having the recessed filter because the cocaine is just gonna be in the cigarette.

[–] captainlezbian 10 points 3 months ago

Someone finally made a reason to live in Virginia

[–] j4k3 6 points 3 months ago

~~upper~~ ~~downer~~ I'll have the -er

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I volunteer to be part of the first human testing of this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turns out there’s already a plant that produces cocaine in its leaves

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Interesting. I can legally grow and process enough tobacco for my own needs.

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