Eww

Not the brightest knife in the tool room.

Wash your taint FFS!

I have over 400 hours on Rust which is just 6 months after playing the first time. But there are players with over 10,000 hours in this game.

I try to maximize my time doing things I actually like doing. I don't have control over the rest of the hell hole, but I can try to make my small part of it bearable. Even better if I can share the enjoyment with others so they can escape, if only for a while

My trench coat just doubled in value.

All the iPhone users can afford OnlyFans.

Anyone born in the 80's probably still has the code word their parents gave them.

It sounds like a coca plant that can grow in more than one region.

There will be lots of places to put the new Trump "I did that" stickers.

This is considered quote unquote "Lazy"

I have a feeling he won't be medically capable of being able to finish his 4 year term.

I worked in a call center for an internal support team. We had a group that started early in the morning since our headquarters was on the West Coast and calls would come in really early from the East Coast offices. Every Friday we would organize a group order for breakfast from a local diner and I usually was the one who would go and pick it up (long before DoorDash). One particular morning the order was missing a side of bacon for one of the team members. This person got so angry that they didn't have their bacon, they decided it would be a good idea to call the diner from the middle of our office while most agents were on the phone with end uses. They proceeded to yell at and lecture the poor diner worker who answered the phone saying things like "You forgot my damn bacon, I think you did it on purpose" and "What are you gonna do to fix this?" The call lasted a couple minutes as most of us were looking at one another in shock. Unsurprisingly, they did not return on Monday and we all couldn't believe someone was fired for missing bacon.