Wouldn't it be more like this?
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China: Makes the most beautiful calligraphy writing where every word is a pleasure to write and see. Also China: It says 'Soup' down your arm, man. Why are you writing Soup all down your arm?
To express my love for the soup store.
Calligraphy is a traditional art form in China and Japan, so it seems to me like many people there recognize the beauty of the characters. Some people just want an excuse to hate on other people (and for some reason tattoos on other people really draw this behavior out).
Compare the OP with some actual Chinese artists doing Chinese calligraphy tattoos - for example in Hong Kong or Taiwan (some of the photos are a bit NSFW, so be warned)
There is a bit of difference between "Chinese calligraphy" and "write me a list of words in plain Chinese characters"
I have no problem with people tattooing whatever they want on themselves btw - but it's true that from the perspective of someone who can read Chinese, these tattoos (like in the OP) are not "beautiful Chinese characters" or "calligraphy" - they do come across as mostly just confusing lists of strangely formatted and crudely written random words.
Getting a tattoo is a more or less permanent decision. It's soooo very important to make sure tattooed people understand they made a bad decision, because it's permanent! Otherwise I won't feel better about me and my boring small minded self :(
Also of people are aware of what it says, or that there's no grammar involved, or it's off the real script a bit, they really do just like the calligraphy.
Dear China, stop having such a beautiful language then. signed, Mandarin is really hard
If the western alphabet looks artistic to you, go for it. It you're trying to climb up onto some cultural appropriation moral high ground, well okay then, bye-bye now.
While I get people poking fun at it, people do also get calligraphy or just plain English tattoos too, so clearly pretty writing is used generally for tattoos.
True, I've seen lots of tattoos of English text. Have also seen people stretch way too far to try to make a weak point like this guy.
This site is now dead, but it used to be one of my favorites. It's someone who would translate the Asian-language tattoos people would send in. A lot of them were not even using real symbols or letters, but a lot of others were hilarious.
https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/
This is one of their last posts and, to be fair to them, it's pretty hard to continue a blog like that once your irony meter has exploded.
That one is probably temporary, at least. During the first few weeks, tattoo ink can be rubbed away every time you wash your hands. You also have a lot of nerves on that side of your hand and the needle hurts like hell. So you go through a lot of pain for something that gets washed away.
It's probably plain ink.
I have a wedding ring tattoo, and the guy who did it strongly discouraged me from going 100% of the way around. Pain kicked up quite a bit when it hit the fleshy part in between fingers.
Wait, so did you go 100% around anyway?
Nah, just down the sides.
Yeah, a lot of them are in the gibberish font, but there are some entries where they're like "that's not even the gibberish font, I have no idea what the hell that is, what is going on here?!"
Chinese writing is a vast world of art and ideas, with probably over 30 thousand different characters, nobody knows for sure how many there are. Not knowing what a character is, to strip it of meaning or cultural baggage, kind of frees one up to appreciate the rhythm and delicate balance of lines as their own thing.
Then again, you do not want to end up with PIG SWAMP MOUNTAIN DWARF NOODLE in permanent ink on your skin.
If you want to see Ewan McGregor naked and his body covered in Chinese calligraphy, sometime between Trainspotting and Star Wars, do check out Peter Greenaway's bonkers visual masterpiece The Pillow Book.
Well, three of those five words are awesome together. SWAMP MOUNTAIN DWARF.
If you want to see Ewan McGregor naked and his body covered in Chinese calligraphy
Uh yes please!
PIG SWAMP MOUNTAIN DWARF NOODLE
Perfectly explainable.
"Pig Swamp" was our frat name in college.
"Mountain Dwarf Noodle" was my nickname.
Could also be the cousin hold of the most venerable dwarven hold "Boat Murder"
google translate, translated that as:
Independence River is curious and ruthless
btw the Independence River is capitalized because it is interpreting it as a name, the word is just independence.
not bad in the realm of Chinese tattoos
Right? A lot of the worse ones are menu items
If I'm gonna get a foreign language tattooed on me (and I'm probably not gonna until I'm 80 at least) it's gonna be some Sumerian cuniform, probably hate mail to Ea Nasir.
Bro was pissing people off way before the iron age lmao 🤣
Someone in another thread (or on a Youtube comment I'm not sure) posted a T-shirt found in Japan that said in English "Too young to live, too fast to die, Cream Soda" which I think is an Initial D lyric.
It's like, the most aggressive slogan but attached to the most cheerful product imaginable. It's like "Fuck the pain away. Neapolitan Ice Cream."
Engrish in Asian countries is hilarious.
My wife loves buying engrish clothes for the novelty.
Sure "WATER" looks dull if written in boring Arial 10 font with caps lock, but if you add a bit of pizzazz it would look fine as a tattoo. Esp. If you are a non-English speaker.
𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻
𝖂𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗
𝕎𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣
So many Chinese character tattoos are done in the Chinese equivalent of boring Arial 10 font though, that's part of the point. The one in the photo is at least hand written, but by someone with poor aesthetic sense, it still looks dull and ugly.
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Bruh what? Imagine thinking water - the bringer of life - isn't cool enough to warrant getting a tattoo of it. I hope his mouth remains eternally slightly dry.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
- Derek Zoolander
Definitely. Live and drink.
Def not a hydro homie
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Reminds me of someone who have the Chinese word for "refrigerator" on his right shoulder, and when Chinese people would point and laugh about it, he would roll up his sleeve from his left shoulder where there is a tattoo of a fridge
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According to Google translate the visible part says: "Independent, curious and ruthless" which isn't that bad of a text.
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Soooo.... She is perpetually wet
I mean why not? Goes kinda hard
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