this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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[–] robocall 78 points 2 weeks ago

It's brave to wear white pants while on your period

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It looks like what you got there is a bleeding penis! Could be a two band-aider.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Free circumcision at least.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is... Is the username relevant?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] nifty 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Owwww…or, is that period blood? In which case, gotta secure that shit with large pads if your flow is heavy

[–] TotallynotJessica 78 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The splatter makes me think it came from the outside. It also looks more like wine or juice, not blood.

[–] shneancy 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

yeah blood wood dry darker wouldn't it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless it's the Kool-Aid man's blood...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Kool-aid for he Kool-aid god!

[–] Droggelbecher 2 points 2 weeks ago

They'd also have to have been lying on their stomach for a long time for it to flow to the front. Gravity and all that

[–] M137 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy 1 points 2 weeks ago

i wrote that 30min before bedtime :')

would*

[–] Live_your_lives 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They've also got red on their camera hand.

[–] Skanky 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the part I didn't get. Neither wine nor blood stains look like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's paint, or beetroot juice.

[–] gibmiser 10 points 2 weeks ago

Not dark enough for blood

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Why would there be blood, I'm not bleeding?"

"Were you dancing with a chick in there?"

"Yeah so...? Oh... Oh God! Ew! What do I do?!"

[–] nifty 2 points 2 weeks ago

That makes sense, I thought maybe it was fresh blood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's dan, not real/parody only

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Well at least now his douchebag necklace isn't the focus of the outfit

[–] disguy_ovahea 7 points 2 weeks ago

How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You've got red on ya

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

They actually sold them like that. Is the new collection from Calico Cut Pants.

[–] RizzRustbolt 4 points 2 weeks ago

We've all been there...

[–] Frozzie 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes the "MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MOROOOOOONS" guy 😂

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 3 points 2 weeks ago

shit got me cryin, hope tonight eventually ended

[–] Canopyflyer 3 points 2 weeks ago

WE GOT A BLEEDER!