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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Metal vocalists ~~hate~~ love him!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy

[–] kokesh 28 points 1 week ago

You told everyone!

[–] GladiusB 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

He's offering CORVID shots, too.

[–] dvlsg 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's been seven hours since this comment, and they still aren't Saddam Hussein. Lemmy, are you OK?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hell yeah i can smoke more

[–] CluckN 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I dont remember also who is that and what is ft

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I've ever done and I'm not just saying that to get a commission.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I have extended lungs, but I opted for the 'play a brass instrument for a decade' method.

[–] GreenKnight23 7 points 1 week ago

"is that an extended lung in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

[–] WereCat 5 points 1 week ago

I'm calling you about your lung extended warranty...

[–] roguetrick 4 points 1 week ago

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

[–] BreadOven 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

[–] BreadOven 1 points 6 days ago

Good point. Although I was referring to obvious Plant as in https://obviousplant.com not sure if they did that image or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] tetris11 1 points 1 week ago

I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ah, I've got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don't know who signed me up, but I've been getting this joke mail for months now.