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Metal vocalists hate him!
Metal vocalists ~~hate~~ love him!
I'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.
It's been seven hours since this comment, and they still aren't Saddam Hussein. Lemmy, are you OK?
You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)
Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy
You told everyone!
"is that an extended lung in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Dr. Crowbar lol
He's offering CORVID shots, too.
Hell yeah i can smoke more
Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.
I dont remember also who is that and what is ft
I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I've ever done and I'm not just saying that to get a commission.
I have extended lungs, but I opted for the 'play a brass instrument for a decade' method.
I'm calling you about your lung extended warranty...
I take lungs now, gills come next week.
Ah, I've got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don't know who signed me up, but I've been getting this joke mail for months now.
I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.
Obvious Plant?
Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.