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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (10 children)

TV is getting weird? I guess it's time to switch to a channel that glorifies violence. Yeah, that's normal.

[–] GreenKnight23 58 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I like my violence with high impact sexual gratification.

nothing gets my engine going faster than a bunch of sweaty dudes raging in a circle while they bang each other in the rear just to get ahead.

ka-chow

[–] other_cat 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not share that.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 18 points 1 week ago

But we're all glad he did.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get out of here with your auto-eroticism!

[–] ivanafterall 1 points 1 week ago

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is when you suck on the pipe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Pass me harder daddy!

[–] Shardikprime 4 points 1 week ago

I am sickened, but curious

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol .... mom switches to the news channel with live unedited coverage of the war in Gaza

[–] Lost_My_Mind 17 points 1 week ago

And now over to sports.....

The Detroit Tigers got killed today in their game against the Cleveland Guardians.

Oh yeah? What happened?

I just told you. The Tigers were killed during the game. Gun violence in Detroit is a serious issue.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Frankly would rather that than coded religious messages that encourage bigotry. At least (some) of the negative effects of violence are usually shown - not so much when it comes to thinking you're better than others because you were told your Sky-Daddy said so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just renewed my Purge TV subscription.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Weirdly, the Purge tv series was pretty decent for what it was

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And honestly too realistic.

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[–] transMexicanCRTcowfart 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I zoomed to read the package bc I like when they use parody brand names. "Swodnoc".

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago

It simply says "condoms" upside down, lol.

[–] 9point6 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I got your joke anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's impossible to miss if you go back and actually look at the name.

[–] gofsckyourself 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Original for more pixels

Bonus panel can be viewed on the site:
https://goodbearcomics.com/2018/04/21/how-its-made/

[–] hark 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the How It's Actually Made of this one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] idiomaddict 7 points 1 week ago

Lube slip’n’slide, here I cum

[–] PunnyName 7 points 1 week ago

Or "You Suck at Cooking"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

How to act edgy and waste food.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually a 24 hour channel called ..... Pornhub

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well you see son, when a man wants to rent an apartment, deliver pizza, chill with his step mom and/or step sister, interview a model, ride in a taxi, or go hiking in the woods, very very much...

[–] Alexstarfire 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's when he realized it was a home movie.

[–] AtariDump 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm, that's not showing for me.

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[–] finitebanjo 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whoops left it on Cinemax after the movie finished. MB.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 3 points 1 week ago

Milton Bradley.

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 1 week ago

A rubber band will do in a pinch

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