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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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You know, I was actually going to ask why short hair on elderly women was so common. I had just assumed it was a remnant of their preferences from when they were younger, but I can definitely see trying to maximize thinned out hair!
Remember "I Love You Colonel Sanders"?
Stop giving him attention, god
Ha, commenter on the last one called it.
lol the clothing colors in panel 1 is fantastic.
Fantastic write up. Reminds me of a post on Hobby Drama.
It's Morty
Well I'm glad you're here too!
So glad I got Buster.
Ahh ate the onion
[Post 1] badjokesbyjeff
A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.
First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.
"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."
[Post 2] badjokesbyjeff
Jokes aside, personally I only have two requests for when I die. I want my remains scattered around Disneyland, and I don't want to be cremated.
Oh hey I was just about to comment that the one time I got morphine in the hospital it absolutely did not make me feel like this. It didn't feel like anything except "thank god the pain stopped, now I can rest." But it didn't make me feel good above my baseline and I was about to wonder if something was wrong with me? Now I just feel lucky.