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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anyone here who wants pro dating moves for 2024:

Have the ability to change your sheets right in front of your date, at least twice.

Own towels, not just one towel but sets of towels. Like an adult.

Have soap & toilet paper & hand towels in your bathroom(s)

Basically having a stocked linen closet will go a long way.

Also try being rich and fucking hot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A well stocked fridge will get you women, this is understood.

[–] ziggurat 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've been married for years now, have multiple kids, my wife still makes fun of the fact that when she moved in with me, I had a pack of sausages, and a 6 pack of beer in the fridge....

My issue with buying food, is that when I go to the store my ADHD kicks me in the face, and I don't know what I need. I'd make a shopping list, but my ADHD don't allow me to do that. I have to submit papers for the chance to get evaluated if I need adhd medication, but my ADHD stops me from doing that today, because the deadline doesn't exist

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

less necessary in my experience tbh, I’d substitute that for a date to the grocery store to buy things to cook them dinner.

I’d also like to throw out here this isn’t just targeted at men for women, if you want to be seen as an attractive partner show that you’re competent and capable.

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[–] shalafi 210 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nobody got anything to say about her reply?! She could have just ghosted him but instead gave an honest reply.

[–] flicker 83 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Many people who get mad at getting ghosted also often get mad at the "bullshit" reasons they get, so you're not going to hear a lot of praise.

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[–] [email protected] 286 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

Someone who does not appreciate those who steal from exploitative global corporations, is not someone worth knowing.

[–] cogman 161 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The entire reason the McDonald's app exists is so McDonald's can have variable prices to rip you off based on what they learn about your habits.

I hardly classify using their services in unintended ways as "stealing".

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe not something you show off on the first date. Got to lay down the Marxist theory first.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (10 children)

They're chicken nuggets, he's not Robin Hood.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I just need to share that this series of images caused a wild multiple-hour-long argument between two autistic people in a group chat I'm in, one complaining about the undue work caused by the 3x10 McNugget orders, and the other saying "nah man its fine plus this is awesome it means the guy is trying to be frugal!"

I'm talking thousands of written words poured into argument for or against this individual's actions, sourcing expert testimony from friends and relatives that work in fast food, and even harsh words questioning individuals' respect for fast food workers. I'm honestly surprised nobody left the group chat because of this late night battle of wits

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

This is the kind of nerd sniping I'm here for. Invite them to Lemmy. 🍿

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

There's a bunch of context missing from this. Did he tell her hey, I know a cool way we can get free McNuggets? Or did he just ask her out, took her to McDonald's and randomly pulled out a laptop with android emulators to get free McNuggets? Context matters a lot.

If it's the second one, it's giving me these vibes: :1000011193

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[–] LovableSidekick 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Women these days... even a date to McDonalds doesn't impress 'em.

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[–] [email protected] 184 points 5 days ago (33 children)

i can't help but think that if your first date with someone is drive thru mcdonalds, maybe that should have been the first clue

[–] misterdoctor 62 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My first date with my girlfriend was at a Wendy's and we took the bus to get there. That was 2005. We got married in 2009 and just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary. It doesn’t matter where you go or how much you spend, it just matters who you’re there with.

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[–] PieMePlenty 107 points 5 days ago (24 children)

I'm a tech guy. I dont mind the occasional redistribution of wealth from corporations. I can even appreciate exploits found in the wild like this or doing hacking when it doesn't hurt people.

What this signals, though, is that you are cheap. I side with the girl on this. It's a date. Pay for the meal and show her you can be normal first.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon 79 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Split the check. It's 2024.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How is it still expected for men to pay in this day and age. When I'm on a date I'm looking for an equal partner, not a dependent.

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[–] Subverb 28 points 4 days ago

Yes, he was trying to come off as a cool hacker, but that's not why she's brushing him off.

It's because he said "I'm in."

[–] GeorgeTheFourth 17 points 4 days ago

Ok McDonald's

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Find someone who appreciates you, chicken nugget wizard

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago

Showing off tech skills, sticking it to the man, and getting chicken nuggets? You're great and dodged a bullet with that girl. Find someone who appreciates you!

[–] cm0002 141 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (17 children)

A while back Taco Bell and T-Mobile was doing some promo where you could get a free taco each week (or something like that, it's been years) for "T-Mobile Tuesday". The code wasn't unique, but it's use was tracked on the TB account. TB at this time also didn't have a captcha for new accounts.

I also had a Google Workspace domain that had its email rigged to accept and deliver any email sent to its domain regardless of what was before the @.

A bit of C# later and I had a Taco Generator going, on command it would generate however many orders at whatever TB I choose. I'd just roll up and say I had 12 orders for cm0002 LMAO

No one ever said anything until the one time i pushed my luck and had it generate 24 tacos, then the manager was like "Better not be this high again, I'm cool with the 12"

[–] Serinus 64 points 5 days ago

That's a cool manager.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago

Back in my day, we'd hack the local convenience store without computers. Walk in, stroll to the fridge, put cold beers in the inner pockets of the jacket and then walk out.

For some weird reason this also didn't impress the girls. They'd rather hang with the affluent fuck boi who paid for stuff with his parents money.

[–] [email protected] 123 points 5 days ago (27 children)

That's kind of like going up to a display that says "free sample - one per customer" and taking several samples. And doing so on a first date, like: this is who I am. It's not really bad or anything, it's just... kind of weird and embarassing.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

As a straight dude, I'll date ya Eli. Absolute legend, showing character and something different.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

She'll be thinking about you in ten years when she's got three kids and both parents are working two jobs each to pay their rent.

[–] Xenny 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You need to pull an anarchist for this to work out for you.

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[–] LovableSidekick 28 points 4 days ago

Not to mention that the "date" was to McDonalds.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Explain how this works. I would like some nuggies.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm assuming they are just spinning up new Android VMs to install the app on so it looks like a first time install and eligible for some free nuggets promotional.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

This is exactly how it works, although they've started trying to give you different deals ($1 instead of free, only works on second purchase, fries instead of nuggets, etc)

The app will ban both your IP and MAC address if you use it too many times, so make sure you can either create a new one (via a VM) or randomize it. (Via a custom ROM with MAC randomization enabled)

Don't ask me how I know.

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[–] Isthisreddit 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I woulda thought this guy is a scammer and too would have moved on

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Great first date if you meet on one of the infosec mastodon instances, but otherwise you just look like a dirtbag, yup.

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[–] KaTaRaNaGa 27 points 4 days ago (4 children)

How to class it up:

  1. Display tech proficiency
  2. Donate to her favorite charity
  3. Share ill-gotten nuggets
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[–] ceviem 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What am I missing? Is there a “free 10 nuggets, 1x per customer” kind of thing going on?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 days ago

When you sign up on the app as a new user that's exactly it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would marry you, if I where a girl

[–] robocall 24 points 4 days ago (5 children)

you don't have to be a woman to marry a man!

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[–] mEEGal 50 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

stuffs deep fried chicken paste in mouth

your loss !

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