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[–] dohpaz42 181 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.

[–] TropicalDingdong 39 points 1 month ago

idk, seems like an idea that should be sent out to pasture.

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[–] danc4498 21 points 1 month ago

Hmm, a sign language pun. Interesting!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Past-yer-eyes milk. Nice.

[–] spicytuna62 131 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fun fact:

The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.

The why seems pretty clear.

[–] uservoid1 88 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it's good for the corn it's good for you.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Throw in some powerful antibiotics too ... if it's good for the cow, it's good for you

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[–] gac11 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm cool with idiots who don't know any better getting what's coming to them... but I'm not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.

[–] veni_vedi_veni 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Except the same people end up serving it to their kids

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (88 children)

Am i seeing this right, that you can buy raw milk in grocery stores? What the fuck?

Raw milk gets bad way to fast in order to sell it in a grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Imagine deliberately paying a premium for food that can make you seriously ill.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is boiling in his grave. Probably milk.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 20 points 1 month ago

~~rolling~~ curdling

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wonder if they tried heating the milk up to 63 degrees C for 30 mins before consumption?

Maybe that would help.

[–] LovableSidekick 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah just add a little ivermectin and you're good!

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[–] OldChicoAle 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you say crazy, nonsense things like that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I am out of line.

But I do think it could catch on.

[–] iAvicenna 62 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Crazy how if it was any democrat saying drink raw milk s/he would likely be accused of a conspiracy in which he is trying to spread bird flu so they can have another pandemic and vaccine manufacturers make money out of it. But when a republican says it, s/he is probably celebrated for using the wisdom of our grand grand parents.

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[–] baropithecus 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm told that if you mix in some bleach, it'll "do a tremendous number" on the pathogens.

[–] Etterra 36 points 1 month ago

America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Damn.
I didn't have "Raw Milk encouraged by the US govt. causes second pandemic in 5 years" on my bingo card for 2025.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I've seen some shit claiming pasteurization is harmful and I just have to ask if the people who believe that know what pasteurization even is, because how the hell does boiling it make it harmful? Shit... If boiling milk makes it toxic, you better stay away from cheese. And a lot of baked goods. Creamy soups. Pasta dishes. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Not even fully boiling. To quote Wikipedia, because I'm lazy:

The liquid moves in a controlled, continuous flow while subjected to temperatures of 71.5 °C (160 °F) to 74 °C (165 °F), for about 15 to 30 seconds, followed by rapid cooling to between 4 °C (39.2 °F) and 5.5 °C (42 °F).

Literally 30 seconds of "pretty hot". And people are risking serious illness, even death, over some mythical beliefs about how nutrition works.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Of course it was from Fresno, lol

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[–] SkunkWorkz 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this why Mister Brain Worms wants to sell raw milk? So bird flu spreads since worms hate birds

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

For the other non scientists here is a good article explaining what "raw milk" is. https://www.uclahealth.org/news/article/dangers-raw-milk-arise-bacteria

TLDR: they boil milk to nuke bacteria, "raw milk" is what they call milk that hasn't had that happen and is dangerous, especially considering recent events.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave, watching them raw milk drinkers.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s so bizarre to see this discussion play out on the basis of “health”

Because there is a legitimate discussion to be had about the economics of how milk pasteurization requirements have affected local dairy farms. How the unsanitary conditions of industrial scale milk production have made it a necessity. How marketing and corporate interests have shifted consumption patterns.

And yet these fucking dipshits have turned this in to “pasteurized milk personally harms you!” In grifter circles.

How screwed are we that we can’t talk about the complexities of how corporate farming practices have effected our food supplies with out couching it in terms of “health food”.

I cannot express how much I hate the term “health food”. There is no such fucking thing as a “health food”.

It makes me want to rip my hair out when these topics come up.

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[–] lgmjon64 22 points 1 month ago

Hey, I live there and someone just posted on our local Facebook page asking where to get some raw milk. I'll send them a link.

[–] beebarfbadger 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe ingest it and then use UV light or inject bleach. I hear Ivermectin helps against everything.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Food safety is communism!

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