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[–] dingus 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It seems like this would negatively impact the health of the snake. Do we have any scale-less snake experts?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not an expert, but I have heard that this isn't a big deal for the snake. Scaleless rat snakes (which I believe the picture to be) have been found in the wild doing pretty alright. There is a benefit to be had from scales, but in captivity I imagine it is alright.

Pretty sure I heard it from a video by All Canadian Reptile Girl

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love the attempt at providing a source, it's a lot more than I do usually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

A concept of a source

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I happen to be a scaleless snake expert, as a result of my extensive experience.

The trick with hairless snakes is you have to keep them warm. Too little heat, and this guy will go completely rigid.

Imagine an icicle made of blood, with a snake built around it. That’s your hairless snake with too little heat.

Beyond that’s its basic hairless snake stuff: clothing, thermal tattoos, an endless supply of hairless rats, and little snakeweights to help them stay buff.

It’s not easy raising these special creatures, but it’s very rewarding once you get over the unmitigable horror of feeling them crawl around your shoulders, and their habit of whispering as you shudder.

Because of their lack of scales, they’re unable to vocalize, and hence they speak in a hoarse whisper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

In captivity it's fine, however some scaleless morphs are detrimental to survival, there are no safe scaleless ball python morphs for example, this is a rat/corn snake, they have one of the benign ones

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Show this picture to my wife telling her "look, a hairless snake" and she was like "wow! Wait a second! All snakes are hairless!!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Scales are made of keratin, they are basically hair!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

An actual, honest to God, trouser snake!

[–] finitebanjo 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it have softer bedding than wood chips?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know right? I keep thinking it needs a blanket too but then I realize that it's cold blooded. 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

So an electric blanket

[–] Sho 14 points 6 days ago

I prefer a "Nudle" ☺️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's terrifying. This creature could be any size imaginable.

Seeing that is scale-less and all. Maybe a banana could help?

I'll see myself out..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The beast rests on a bed of wood chunks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Forbidden sausage

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Skinake is skinakey

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bro about to betray his kind and usher in the age of Lords

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like snakes, but this makes me weirdly uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is the snake equivalent of breeding brachycephalic dogs. It's bad for the animal and bad for the hobby.

[–] finitebanjo 1 points 6 days ago

I always get really upset whenever I'm reminded of Twistey Cats.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Small intestine camouflage

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Cute, lil snake needs protection

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

He looks more conscious somehow. I think I’ve got mammalian in-group bias. He just looks like more of a little bro than a regular snake does.

Like a dog that got turned into a snake and is now like wut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I thought snakes needed their scales to move?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

These generally still have their belly scutes, and even if they didn't, they only need them to move better, they can move without them if necessary, they just suck at it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

This immediately reminded me of that one scene from the boys with the supe with the giant schlongadong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Lewdle is actually a game. It's Wordle but only with naughty words.

https://www.lewdlegame.com/

[–] davidgro 5 points 6 days ago

Send danger noods

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know this was possible, is the image real?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes!

I have scaleless bearded dragon. Naked reptiles are indeed real. Not always healthy, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Scaleless beardies are one of the most detrimental ones however, that one is very unfortunate for the animal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Absolutely! No one should ever go out looking for a scaleless beardie. Ever. I'm a former foster/rescue, and I was offered up one from a breeder who produced one by accident (they retired that pair immediately after). I accepted because I wanted to learn how to care for one in case I'd need the knowledge for future cases.

The amount of time & money I've spent on this idiot to keep him healthy & comfortable is ridiculous.

Love him to bits! But no one should ever get a scaleless beardie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow that's so intriguing! I can't believe I never heard about it before

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

If you think about it scales are just keratin, basically hair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

every aspect of a snake is, in fact, the result of a mutation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Technically true, but I'm thinking they're trying to explain this isn't from a species of scaleless snakes (yet)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

What about the aspects of a fish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I like to imagine that this one wood flake near its mouth is a goofy tooth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

TIL the breed for Mr Bigglesworth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Does it feel like normal skin? If so, why is it allowed to live?

Nah I’m kidding, pretty cute.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 6 days ago

This guy is really annoying when you first fight him

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Look out it's a hidewinder.

[–] MeatPilot 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I heard these type of snakes will spit a thick venom if provoked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

... I should call him.

[–] spookex 0 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That thing looks hilariously confused. Like, it's just there and looking at you like o_o