Shit, I don't even need the therapist.
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I just need friends that can come home and play whatever with me :(
I am happy for either.
I'm ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it's considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients
Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.
Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!
The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.
the second income is good too
cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing
Is it really good considering a 50/50 split during the divorce?
It's far less messy than having sex with your therapist
I have 2 therapists and was going to a lot of sex parties, still wanted an SO.
Wtf, is a sex party? You meant orgy?
I would take either.
After having relationships just for sex and/or the therapist part for both me and whatever partner it was at the time, I'm done with those kinds of relationships. I do want a significant other, someone to really share a life with for the long haul.