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[–] stupidcasey 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what a bot would say.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 7 points 1 month ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] kamen 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

[–] popekingjoe 15 points 1 month ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino 6 points 1 month ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] Korne127 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] Korne127 2 points 1 month ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] daggermoon 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] simplejack 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] AusatKeyboardPremi 5 points 1 month ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] werefreeatlast 5 points 1 month ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] NatakuNox 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991 2 points 1 month ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] Jiggle_Physics 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[–] Jiggle_Physics 1 points 1 month ago

Either way, it's horse fuckin

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Suavevillain 3 points 1 month ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] Illegalmexicant 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 month ago

This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.

[–] Veneroso 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?

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