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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is reminds me of a quote from one of the Encased loading screens.

To paraphrase it "Power generation before was about turning a turbine with steam. Under the Dome we have this fancy technology that we use to.....turn a turbine with steam."

[–] MissGutsy 1 points 21 minutes ago

[Encased mentioned] I love that game

[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the meme using the Donnie Darko psychologist template.

Donnie: I made a new form of power generation.

Psychologist: New or steam?

Donnie: Steam...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Steam implies water! What if we used some OTHER phase-change working fluid? :D

||(No idea what, though. my question is implied with a playful tone and is at least 50% facetious; any actual discussion that might result would be little more than a pleasant coincidence)||

[–] MehBlah 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You want to see weird water look up super critical boilers. That stuff was nasty. A regular steam leak will set things on fire. That stuff would explode a broom. We looked for the leaks with straw brooms. You can't see steam in normal conditions. Only its effects.

[–] Benjaben 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Blech, I've heard stories in my industrial automation days of people being clipped by invisible high pressure steam leaks. No frickin thank you, regular stovetop steam jacks me up frequently enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Well, now this is on my list of invisible things that scare me:

  • Radiation
  • Methanol fires
  • Supercritical steam jets
[–] Benjaben 1 points 2 hours ago

Not quite invisible but you could also splash and wade into a pool of strong acid thinking it was water, during what first seemed like a somewhat routine FUBAR maintenance situation...filling your boots etc.

[–] chaogomu 12 points 9 hours ago

Molten salt?

We can then use compressed CO2 in the place of steam to drive the turbine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Like Dr. Pepper?

[–] FauxPseudo 12 points 7 hours ago

Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.

[–] ThePyroPython 107 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

So a nucler reactor is just a kettle with an extra spicy heating element?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Most power generation is just steam spinning turbines. Solar’s just weird. Wind cuts out the steam loop.

[–] BleatingZombie 2 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

What about hydro electric? It uses cold steam

[–] PapaStevesy 2 points 37 minutes ago

Ooh, cold steam burns are the worst!

[–] captainlezbian 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Reflective solar is normal at least. But photovoltaics are weird. Even weirder is that they’re LEDs backwards, and the fact that transistors just are like that is why they’re encased in black plastic

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Yes. Water + spicy rocks. Everything else is solar power, which is also nuclear power, but with the spiciness in the sky instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
  • Solar panels: Direct sky-spiciness to electricity conversion
  • Wind: Sky-spiciness made the air move
  • Hydroelectric: Sky-spiciness lifted the water up, gravity brings it down
  • Fossil fuels: Really old stored sky-spiciness from ancient plants
[–] [email protected] 3 points 45 minutes ago

Nuclear: the sky spiciness got too spicy and turned into spicy rocks

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact. Coal plants release more radioactive materials than nuclear plants.]

Except the ones that blew up. Those ones were extra spicy.

[–] chaogomu 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Except, even then, an average coal plant will release more radioactive material over its lifetime than Fukushima did.

It's just Chernobyl that you have to top. And even then there are coal plants that come close.

Now, it's not apples to apples. Coal plants release uranium and thorium. Not ceasium and strontium.

But yeah, never go swimming in a coal plant ash pit. For more than the obvious reasons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

How many average coal plants per Chernobyl though. I suspect that number is surprising lower than the total number of coal plants.

[–] jagungal 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, radioactive isotopes are formed in supernovae, so it's really just solar power from a different sun, right?

[–] _stranger_ 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

it's spicy rocks all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

All power is nuclear power when you keep digging, whether rocks come into play or not!

[–] darthelmet 53 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Not spicy. Everyone knows nuclear power is lemon-lime flavored.

[–] ThePyroPython 34 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Taste: slightly metallic, not great, not terrible.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Cherenkov: The blue raspberry of nuclear radiation

[–] ThePyroPython 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That moment when you take a drag of your Blue Raspberry vape and the dosimeter next to you maxes out.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

It was interesting realizing that a lot of our power is still, at its core, a steam engine

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

We discovered a banger like 400 years ago and have held on tight until right about now with wind/solar/hydro.

Still going to be using them geothermal/fission/fusion for at least another 100 years though.

[–] Theoriginalthon 19 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Hydro is just more dense steam, wind is less dense steam, it's steam engines all the way!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

More like a steam turbine (which is way cooler cause it's like a jet engine). Steam engine makes me think of a piston engine like on a train.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

~~Nuclear~~ power is just boiling water

[–] Buddahriffic 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

~~Nuclear~~ power is just ~~boiling~~ water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] RagingRobot 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I bet there is a way more efficient way to harness it that we are just missing too lol

[–] P00ptart 1 points 20 minutes ago

I'm kinda surprised that nobody has harnessed our magnetic field to build a power source. Or at least tried. I have no idea how it could work, and I may be dumb as shit for this. But I feel like it could be possible if we had another 500 years left of society.

[–] halcyoncmdr 26 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Nearly all power generation comes down to boiling water to steam which spins a turbine.

I can only think of two common exceptions off the top of my head. Solar is an exception and Hydro power is an exception ironically, that usually uses the vertical difference and gravity to spin the turbine.

[–] nBodyProblem 1 points 1 hour ago

There are gas turbine generators that directly use shaft power to generate electricity

[–] davidgro 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wind turbines also.

But some solar does focus it on a tower to make steam to drive a turbine.

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[–] subtext 3 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

One could even argue that hydro power is just boiling water, letting it condense, and then letting it spin a turbine

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