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[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I liked the story about the "very high" runes and so I found a source. Apparently, the writing was "Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up".

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Souls players have been around for centuries.

Try finger but hole

[–] samus12345 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Best use of a time machine ever, carve that in ancient Norse runes for future people to find.

[–] FooBarrington 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, go further back and carve next to all kinds of fossils the word "dog"

[–] samus12345 3 points 1 month ago

Finally, we'll know where the word came from!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thing is, unless we first found it way later, people would just think they're referencing the runes.

[–] samus12345 5 points 1 month ago

"Nooo, we were trying to spread the meme, not destroy it!"

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[–] dessimbelackis 32 points 1 month ago

Attaboy Tholfir

[–] roguetrick 16 points 1 month ago

Kolbein must've been so proud.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would unironically watch something called 'Ancient Shitposting' that focused on old graffiti and pisstakes. It would still be more relevant to history than most of what is on channels with History in the name these days.

[–] FooBarrington 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I want a spinoff focusing on animals fucking with humans in ancient times, like paw prints in bricks or on documents. Must be a treasure trove of hilarious antics throughout the times

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know a number of Roman and medieval European tiles have been found. I'm sure there's more around the world because cats gonna cat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only exception would be in places like the Americas where they didnt have any domestic cats, though who knows maybe someone tried domesticating mountain lions which are in the same family as housecats.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well, there's more than just cats, but true. Wolves, dogs, monkeys, and just about anything else could be traipsing about.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would watch Ancient Shitposting religiously.

[–] hate2bme 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too bad it would never happen on the history channel, it involves history.

[–] marcos 10 points 1 month ago

They can always claim it's aliens. And then translate it all, with the people's names, and keep claiming it's aliens.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 6 points 1 month ago

Milo Rossi should make a channel

[–] Warl0k3 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a pyramid with hieroglyphics carved onto the side that roughly translate to "This End Up"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The not so famous pyramid of Packanghamen.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I visited a 17,000 year old cave painting site in France, and the whole walk into the cave there are modern day graffiti signatures like "Bob, 1992" etc. but then you start to notice that the years go back further and further...1827...1761...1597. Then you get to the old cave art and it kind of feels like a continuation of the same shit, just some people leaving their scribbles on a rock like they have been probably since they discovered how to do it.

[–] 200ok 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you remember any of the older names?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know, can you make them out?

[–] 200ok 4 points 1 month ago

Cool, thanks for sharing!!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 4 points 1 month ago

Galluspetat

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a book of graffiti, one of them was described as an arrow written up a wall next to a urinal up to the ceiling where a message read "by the time you've read this message, you have pissed on your shoes."

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 4 points 1 month ago

My favorite was "a sucking chest wound is Nature's Way of telling you you've been in a firefight".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I always liked how archaeologists would dig up ancient statues of big-breasted and big-butted women and call them evidence of a "cult of fertility". I guess that sounds better than "porn".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hmm. Interesting, indeed. Now please excuse me while I, once again, sacrifice my own bodily fluids on the modern-age altar of fertility which has been optimized over ages and ages into the convenient shape of a... sock.

[–] SanndyTheManndy 6 points 1 month ago

I never quite understood that. Why a sock? Why not anything else?

[–] portuga 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

Also: portuga was here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Always has been. This is where the whole "Dark Ages" idea comes from, IIRC: people further on in time wanting to separate themselves as special and more advanced.

[–] portuga 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We’ve evolved technologically, not psychologically

[–] Aceticon 2 points 1 month ago

Same moneys, fancier tools.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Millions of years, likely. The whole reason we’re successful is because our pre-human ancestors were empathetic and cooperative enough to build societies.

We see those same traits in many other primates, and they’re not something it makes sense to evolve, lose, and evolve again. Those traits predate us.

Language almost certainly predates us, since we see it not only in other primates, but in non-primate species, too. And based on the humour we see in many animals, you can bet we were making dick jokes nearly out of the gate.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 1 month ago

Our ancestors' brains went from chimpanzee-sized to modern-sized (actually slightly bigger than today) between two million and one million years ago, and more importantly the language-governing areas increased in size during that stretch. So human beings a million years ago were very much like us today, just without the advanced technology.

[–] Sam_Bass 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man has felt the need to leave his mark on this world since the very beginning. Not likely to ever change

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Try finger but hole

[–] zloubida 10 points 1 month ago

Vikings (and Varangians) loved write silly things everywhere.

[–] Dasus 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably not "Marcus is gay" since they didn't have a similar idea of sexuality, it being more or less a free-for-all.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

I have buggered men

Secundus likes to screw boys.

If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

these are the greatest receipts I could ever dream of.

[–] Agent641 9 points 1 month ago

Yo Imma need Attice's digits, and a bag of sestertii

[–] SanndyTheManndy 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh my sweet summer child...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Those who forget the past, are condemed to repeat it.

Let's just forget everything, ok?

[–] Missmuffet 5 points 1 month ago

I learned in my scandinavian class in college that they dug up a nordic tavern ruin, and inside found a stick with carved runes on it. When translated, it said something to the effect of "HELGA SAYS COME HOME RIGHT NOW."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I guess this means Norsemen is more historically accurate than Vikings

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