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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yes. Maps always have up as north. So just hold a map in front of you, and forward direction is north. Easy.

[–] centipede_powder 1 points 6 days ago

Just always walk twords the sun

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

North is W
West is A
South is S
East is D

... unless you hit Q or E and rotated the camera, in which case you're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just walk up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then jump and shoot someone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It worked! I teleported to prison!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

OK but no you know where the sun rises and sets if youre in a familiar place atleast

[–] MisterFrog 1 points 6 days ago

It hurts me that people don't realise you know where the sun rises and sets (roughly), anywhere, by looking up and roughly knowing what time it is. Other than midday, then fair enough.

[–] donuts 44 points 1 week ago

Do I look like the person who would get lost in a familiar place?

Actually, don't answer that.

[–] InternetCitizen2 7 points 1 week ago

No. I keep trying to go but its always too far!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (9 children)

If it's before noon: Go away from the sun.

If it's after noon: Go toward the sun.

If it's night... Wait for morning, and go away from the sun.

[–] GrammarPolice 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I'm at the north pole

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If you're at the pole, just walk due south.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

East is sunrise. West is sunset. The sun will also always be slightly south and even more so in the winter (unless you're in the southern hemisphere then it's slightly north).

If your local area has some kind of landmark like a big tower, or a big lake, learn where that is relative to you and use it as a reference point. For me, I live near a big lake and it's always south of me. It might be easier for you to ask yourself "which way is the lake?" instead of "which way is south?" or whatever your landmark and direction happen to be.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is the best part about growing up in Colorado. The mountains are west. It's like having a cheat mode compass enabled all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

East? I thought you said Weast.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Diplomjodler3 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The brainrot is strong in that one.

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[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] FireRetardant 12 points 1 week ago

I mean their profile pic is them outdoors on a paddle board, so first impressions is yea maybe you do know cardinal directions? Anyone who spends extended time outdoors should.

[–] lugal 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I learned anything in geography class than that west is on the left

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And North is in space

[–] raynethackery 11 points 1 week ago

Go west. Life is peaceful there. Go west. Lots of open air.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

how do people not orient themselves?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Everytime I grt lost I just return home to get my compass and get on with my day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Legitimately, how do you? Without prior knowledge of the direction you are facing and the sun is right above you or you can't see it.

Cardinal directions have always been hard for me and I'm only now just starting to use them out of job necessity.

Left and right takes a second most of the time, ask me to look north and it's going to be a long while.

If I'm somewhere new or lost like op, it's just cruel to say "go west"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What? You don't have an internal compass that keeps you oriented? For some reason I seem to be a lucky person that just knows which compass direction I'm going no matter where I am. And it's a very weird and frightening feeling if I do get disoriented. I had some pain meds after a surgery that did that to me. Flushed them damn things down the toilet after the first 2 I took.

[–] captainlezbian 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sounds really nice. I’m sure I could develop the skill, but I have to check the Sun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

While I'm sure there is learned effort, I do feel like there is something inside my brain that just has a connection to north somehow. Kind of like how ducks and geese know which way to travel when migrating. I can't really explain it well.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Village people intensifies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] son_named_bort 7 points 1 week ago

East? I thought you said weast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What have the pop band from the 80s got to do with the direction? Is there some code in their lyrics that will point her the right way?

[–] flicker 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you are confused, check with the sun. Carry a compass to help you along. Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around.

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.

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[–] Pacattack57 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One time I called 911 because I was following a drunk driver that had collided with multiple vehicles and kept driving. The operator asked me what direction so I looked at my maps app and it said I was going west so I told them west and they said “Sir that street doesn’t run west.” I was speechless after that.

[–] Emerald 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So you might've been going west, but not westbound. Roads curve often in the USA (i'm guessing you are from the USA because 911)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Never ^
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Wheat. <

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[–] Rade0nfighter 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s easy, the sun rises in the… oh wait no it sets in the… erm… so what time is it?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where does your manifest destiny pull you? There you go

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