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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They’ve got camps for that these days, check out ‘Pray the UK Away’.

[–] scholar 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a brexit joke in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Terf island too.

[–] Im_old 3 points 1 month ago

pray the UK away

The rest of Europe

[–] PunnyName 38 points 1 month ago

My condolences

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no issue with people being British either but I just don't agree with the lifestyle.

[–] ivanafterall 21 points 1 month ago

Love the sinner, not the sin.

[–] ivanafterall 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

[–] BluesF 6 points 1 month ago

But they did live in Eden, we've got a bunch of those.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (6 children)

They even have an anthem

You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My country, ‘tis of thee; sweet land of liberty, of thee I see.

Damn I miss the age of parody lyrics being the highest form of insult. We should go back to that. (Yes, fellow Americans, that song that literally all of us know is just a trolling parody of “god save the queen” and most people don’t know that which makes it even more funny.)

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being Br*tish is an abomination, why can't they just be normal?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

You can swear on the internet. On second thought, maybe that one is best left censored

[–] uhhhhh 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

🎵 He'll save children, but not the British children 🎵

[–] Crackhappy 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He had a pocket full of horses

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fucked the shit out of bears

[–] Quadhammer 2 points 1 month ago

Washington, Washington

[–] DogWater 2 points 1 month ago

I heard that mother fucker had like 20 god damn dicks

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The King’s Speech

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It gets quite good reviews. From family I expect

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4844346/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, gotcha, no worries.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody show this guy Taskmaster Junior.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm so stoked to watch this. I loved Rose and Mike, and I'm so excited to have them back. They seem like perfect picks for their roles. Kids should make it extra goofy. I haven't been able to watch any TM for some months, so I'm going to have a lot to catch up on

[–] FilthyShrooms 14 points 1 month ago

Live your life but please don't do that in public for my kids to see

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!

[–] Sam_Bass 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ey r rkid there ain’t no need for that you muppet

  • This Manc.
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That's funny, I have the opposite opinion. Seems like it's something you should grow out of

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can understand someone not wanting their kids to see the Scottish. But the English and the Welsh? Those people live SOUTH of the wall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The one made of corn? Doesn't sound very structurally sound

[–] robocall 8 points 1 month ago

My spouse's parent was British but fortunately didn't raise them that way.

[–] DarkCloud 6 points 1 month ago

Perfect for gothic teens.

[–] ReiRose 6 points 1 month ago

Just wait until you find out about pantomime Dames

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a Brit all these comments are hilarious.

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