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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bet someone have pressed yes accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.

[–] danc4498 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think this button don't actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it's meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Rather it probably just makes everyone else more nervous for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much trouble would you get into if you pressed "yes"?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Blamemeta 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.

“Oh I misread it as tourist”

[–] Blamemeta -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That literally says American with the American Airlines logo in the top left and a boarding time I. The center. It looks like a self checkin to boarding a plane. Nothing to do with clearance.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You're under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying"

[–] Blamemeta 1 points 1 year ago

Its seperate trials, and lying on an eqip form is bad.

[–] Agent641 5 points 1 year ago

Hello there

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

People with dyslexia:

"Do you want to play tetris?" Of course!

Sirens sound "ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN."

Glances at the text on screen "Are you a terrorist?"

[–] Willer 10 points 1 year ago

I dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time

[–] son_named_bort 30 points 1 year ago

Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can't afford a dentist.

[–] Lenins2ndCat 25 points 1 year ago

The online porn method of age verification.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where’s the “I’m not sure” option?

[–] Andvari 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

“Help me decide”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I mean... I do use adblockers...

For context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/336989

[–] over_clox 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks at the top right, finds the X button

Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.

[–] hamid 13 points 1 year ago

I love how I get randomly selected every time

[–] danc4498 12 points 1 year ago

This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.

[–] RHSJack 11 points 1 year ago

Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody's finger slipped?

[–] Diprount_Tomato 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would happen if someone pressed "Yes"?

[–] Fpsfrank85 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do not collect $200.

[–] SAF77 8 points 1 year ago

Of course not. I'm a freedom fighter.

[–] stardom8048 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is "yes" some action should probably be taken...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We're all gentlemen here...

[–] mykl 1 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/1290585

[–] Shardikprime 1 points 1 year ago

2000 iq level move