Damn now his family has to take a trip to The Funeral Home Depot.
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I audibly chuckled
Ah, a billionaire finally doing the most useful thing they'll have ever done; feeding worms and creating compost.
I don't disagree, but unfortunately without the people seizing his assets, his death just created one or more other billionaires in his place, depending on who inherits.
Unfortunately human beings are usually embalmed so his compost would be contaminated with formaldehyde. This guy specifically is probably also going into some kind of vault, so the wormies will go hungry.
I have a big problem with the funeral industry π I told my kids to bury me on property, claim my skull to keep on the mantle, and keep cashing my social security as long as possible.
Anyway even in death billionaires are worthless and toxic, the world would be better off without them.
I hope he enjoys hell.
All his friends are there
Do you think he paid a Billion Dollar Indulgence to avoid Hell?
I'm sad he escaped his deserved fate.
1,000 Billionaires, 1 Guillotine.
Marcus said in a 2022 interview with the Financial Times that he was βworried about capitalismβ and that because of what he called the spread of βsocialismβ in America, βnobody works. Nobody gives a damn. βJust give it to me. Send me money. I donβt want to work β Iβm too lazy, Iβm too fat, Iβm too stupid.ββ
βWe used to have free speech here. We donβt have it,β Marcus told the newspaper. βThe woke people have taken over the world.
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If nobody worked, how did he get so rich?
If we don't have free speech, how do we know what the asshole said?
Pieces of shit like him never have their freedom of speech taken away.
Well, at least we got some good news today. He was also a prolific anti-LGBTQ bigot.
Good bye Dipshit.
New gender neutral bathroom about to open.
Haha good.
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
When are they gonna open up that store?
Wow, would you look at all that... stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ
It's a friend it's a companion and it gets rid of your travelers checks, heart break (Christ you don't know the meaning of heart break) gives you an erection wins the election, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes Prizes PRIZES, takes weight off bust midriff hip chin, finds you a job, it is a job, don't be caught with your drawers down, dontbecaughtwithyourdrawersdown, step right up!
Good
Woomp woomp.
Should have died a year ago
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RIP! (rot in piss)
Ha ha, fucking sweet!
It's too bad that I'm sure his right wing donations will continue.
Nice.
Hah he knew drump was gonna lose and he might have to start paying taxes.