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[–] Lost_My_Mind 291 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.

Ok.....

The name Blessica sucks.

[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

[–] accideath 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or whose last name is Blimpson.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

I don't think you can "knock-up" a guy.

[–] accideath 42 points 1 month ago

We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

you can certainly try

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[–] Rolando 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

someone who likes the name Blessica

I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] Hikermick 182 points 1 month ago (9 children)

It's a child not a vanity plate

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[–] ChowJeeBai 177 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can't meet expectations.

Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren't allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.

[–] donuts 133 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost

Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster's submission history I'm seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.

... I don't think it's a shit post.

[–] donuts 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nah there's no record of 'Blimpson' being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.

[–] wjrii 16 points 1 month ago

My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here's the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been

Lives in a dream

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where DO they all blome from?

[–] Klear 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline 120 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...no will care, they'll be too busy making of "Blessica"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they're overweight

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (2 children)

thanks to my husband

It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.

What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.

[–] frostysauce 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Well goddamn, you're right. I'm amazed.

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[–] Ibaudia 72 points 1 month ago (20 children)

I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of "wtf is wrong with you" reactions).

The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don't think it's a troll, or if it is it's convincing. I just can't believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The kid needs a middle name:

Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there's no chance you willingly take someone's name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That kids getting bullied no matter what

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[–] chalupapocalypse 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name

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[–] RangerJosie 39 points 1 month ago (7 children)

That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jessica Simpson doesn't even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word "blimp" in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.

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[–] kamen 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Blisa

Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] Archer 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters "Danerys," before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that's r/namenerds.

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