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Next step: political adverts that quiz you on what you've just heard and repeat each segment if you get the answer wrong.

What are Haitian immigrants eating?

A.) Hot dogs and hamburgers
B.) Tacos
C.) Dogs and cats
D.) Haitian food

We're sorry, the correct answer is C.) Dogs and cats

The right side of the screen is suspiciously out of frame. Is that where the timer usually is?

So a commercial is one thing, but a commercial that quizzes me to see if I paid attention is a completely different entity altogether. That's the part of the whole equation that would be too much.

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Yes, it is the Americans putting up suicide nets. jfc

Oh, the most expensive things on the market are representative of the country as a whole... 🙄

Boost on Android still works if you mod any subreddits.

And it's more for worker protections and other regulations

The suicide nets indicate the worker protections aren't all that great...

Are you buying, like, Fairlife milk, Ezekiel bread, and the most organic, freest rangiest eggs on the shelf?

I'm on the hook for 100% of that.

I mean, not really. "Owing" someone 200+k is more of their problem

Sorry, I meant the US government can't control the narrative on it.

I'm just not stupid enough to believe the general public gives anywhere near enough of a shit about anyone else than themselves to make it work.

(Actually, I was stupid enough to believe that once. I went through a librarian phase in my 30s.)

Um... Libertarianism is authoritarianism just with corporations replacing the state.