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[–] NegativeLookBehind 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

[–] lemmylommy 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Not my McDonald's. The worst it's ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 2 months ago

Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!

[–] Valmond 4 points 2 months ago

He can't even change his own diaper.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Where he'll work after losing to pay off legal debts.

[–] MisterFrog 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, this is real? I just assumed it was fake because the thought of Trump actually doing any work whatsoever seems strange.

He didn't actually serve anyone right? It was just a photo shoot, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The owner shut down his McDonald's for the afternoon for this. Trump declined to wash his hands, dropped a batch of fries, and "served" a few "customers" through the drive through window. So yeah, basically a photo shoot.

[–] CatZoomies 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

[–] GladiusB 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would throw a milkshake at him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yes... Made with milk. From my glove compartment.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.

[–] CatZoomies 9 points 2 months ago

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

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[–] LengAwaits 25 points 2 months ago

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I'ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This mf can't even wear an apron correctly.

[–] Boozilla 8 points 2 months ago

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn't it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stiffneckedppl 4 points 2 months ago

I'm honored.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.

[–] Seasm0ke 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It was closed for the stunt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.

[–] GreenKnight23 8 points 2 months ago

too orange, he'd be a better Mayor McCheese...if it wasn't for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn't even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he's so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn't hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he'll "grab em by the frybox".

[–] ikidd 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

McD's doesn't hire convicted felons.

[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 2 months ago

Yes they do.

They absolutely do.

They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[–] Seasm0ke 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[–] FuglyDuck 5 points 2 months ago

We don’t need any dead martyrs.

Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

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[–] damnedfurry 15 points 2 months ago

I feel like I got 10 years younger seeing this Facebook-tier image on Lemmy of all places, lol.

[–] Voyajer 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So many memeable pictures from this stunt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, this is a real picture?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This is a real picture released by his own press team

[–] Chev 9 points 2 months ago

No way he would ask for your consent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's got photos of this because never in his whole fucking life has he worked, let alone a position in service or retail. I have, however... So FUCK THIS Guy. Fuck 'em. I hope he puts his fucking ignited hand in the hot oil, and tries to put it out with water.

[–] lettruthout 7 points 2 months ago

Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.

[–] ChocoboRocket 7 points 2 months ago

Service with a Scowl

[–] snausagesinablanket 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Hey, we can't like unsee that, you know!? :-P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

i love how photoshoped this looks to me

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