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[–] NegativeLookBehind 74 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

[–] lemmylommy 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Not my McDonald's. The worst it's ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 2 weeks ago

Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!

[–] Valmond 4 points 2 weeks ago

He can't even change his own diaper.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Where he'll work after losing to pay off legal debts.

[–] MisterFrog 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, this is real? I just assumed it was fake because the thought of Trump actually doing any work whatsoever seems strange.

He didn't actually serve anyone right? It was just a photo shoot, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The owner shut down his McDonald's for the afternoon for this. Trump declined to wash his hands, dropped a batch of fries, and "served" a few "customers" through the drive through window. So yeah, basically a photo shoot.

[–] CatZoomies 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

[–] GladiusB 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would throw a milkshake at him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes... Made with milk. From my glove compartment.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.

[–] CatZoomies 9 points 2 weeks ago

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

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[–] LengAwaits 25 points 2 weeks ago

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I'ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This mf can't even wear an apron correctly.

[–] Boozilla 8 points 2 weeks ago

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn't it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Stiffneckedppl 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm honored.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.

[–] Seasm0ke 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was closed for the stunt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.

[–] GreenKnight23 8 points 2 weeks ago

too orange, he'd be a better Mayor McCheese...if it wasn't for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn't even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he's so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn't hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he'll "grab em by the frybox".

[–] ikidd 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

McD's doesn't hire convicted felons.

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[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[–] Seasm0ke 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[–] FuglyDuck 5 points 2 weeks ago

We don’t need any dead martyrs.

Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

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[–] damnedfurry 15 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like I got 10 years younger seeing this Facebook-tier image on Lemmy of all places, lol.

[–] Chev 9 points 2 weeks ago

No way he would ask for your consent.

[–] Voyajer 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So many memeable pictures from this stunt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, this is a real picture?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is a real picture released by his own press team

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's got photos of this because never in his whole fucking life has he worked, let alone a position in service or retail. I have, however... So FUCK THIS Guy. Fuck 'em. I hope he puts his fucking ignited hand in the hot oil, and tries to put it out with water.

[–] lettruthout 7 points 2 weeks ago

Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.

[–] ChocoboRocket 7 points 2 weeks ago

Service with a Scowl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC 9 points 2 weeks ago

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald's after everything... You know what I'll take it.

[–] snausagesinablanket 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, we can't like unsee that, you know!? :-P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

i love how photoshoped this looks to me

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