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[–] BreadOven 87 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[–] Duamerthrax 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[–] BreadOven 1 points 3 months ago

Exactly why I wanted people to see it and hopefully use it in those situations.

[–] BigDiction 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Beautiful graphic!

[–] BreadOven 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[–] undergroundoverground 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[–] jumjummy 6 points 3 months ago

Obviously you don’t have any of those sexy m&ms!

/Fox News talking point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based )

[–] PugJesus 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

[–] TotallynotJessica 13 points 3 months ago

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[–] CondensedPossum 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[–] telllos 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The melted bread

[–] CondensedPossum 2 points 3 months ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[–] DarkCloud 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Woke agenda won't let me put razor blades in candy apples anymore! THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR CULTURE!!!

#MAGA #WWG1WGA

[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx