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if it hd a bit more jpeg nobody would doubt that it is a real photographer
how do you mean?
Now, some people might think it's generated by AI
egg should not have 4 letters in it
It's actually "666"
No that's the devilled egg salad sandwich machine.
I think that was already the rumbling consensus.
E686 salad sandwich
The E 686 Salad Sandwich was intel’s best CPU.
Prove me wrong.
Dang, this full out fooled me. Concerning, I guess we're here now. Lots to catch once you're aware of it, but totally passed by me while scrolling, even as someone who's well aware of AI Image Generation, even in an image that's intentionally ridiculous.
think for a moment how this thing would smell after a single day.
of course it's AI garbage.
I think this is a real picture? cuz there was a tweet from a guy saying it's his egg salad machine.
Would people just lie on the internet?
no...NO...I don't think they're allowed!
Tasty
Either the 'N' in "sandwich" is backwards or it's a large, lowercase 'n'
You had me at E686 SALAD SAMDWICH
My fave
Looks like the future I want is in the past
Needs more E686
Interesting. What's their spaghetti policy?
Can't go into specifics because of an NDA but can share my general opinion on the subject: Awful. Policy is awful.
I got salmonella poisoning from looking at this.
It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
I've never seen one of these, but about 5 years ago I saw a gravy dispenser at a gas station for biscuits & gravy.
I passed.
The one I loved was a pancake machine at a hotel breakfast buffet. You pressed the pancake button and batter was dispensed onto a slowly rolling large heated cylinder. When your pancake made it to the edge of the cylinder, it peeled off and flipped onto another counter-rotating cylinder. Then it was peeled off and slid down a chute onto a plate. Perfectly round, perfectly cooked.
I ate a few more pancakes than I should have just to see it work. Then against the protests of my wife I lifted the hinged side panel to see how the batter was loaded and dispensed (it was squeezed out of a bag by a screw jack)
The girl at the buffet asked if I was a process engineer (yup) and assured me that I was far from the first to peek under the hood 😅
Wait until you see the clam chowder dispenser.