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I wonder who "they" are in this case? The Jews with the space lasers?

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[–] EleventhHour 151 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Shapillon 45 points 1 month ago

One of my fav webcomics ever.

[–] needthosepylons 15 points 1 month ago

NOTICE OF IMAGE ACQUISITION

[–] pyre 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they use arial? wow, they really are irredeemable.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Technically, we do have the ability to control the weather. We’re currently warming the earth but nuclear winter is always available!

[–] hOrni 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't give them ideas. You think people who wanted to inject bleach won't consider this as a viable option?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd say we affect the weather, but we don't seem to be in control.

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[–] EleventhHour 12 points 1 month ago

Thanks, Leela

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ouch, right in the masculinity

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We are a month away from an election, please add sarcasm marks if applicable.

doh: /s

[–] Blue_Morpho 38 points 1 month ago

Marjorie Taylor Green admits she's an atheist! Because she believes They are more powerful than God.

Or it was God's plan for Them to do it?

And what's with MGT using pronouns?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s batshit crazy that we let this batshit crazy individual own guns.

[–] EleventhHour 39 points 1 month ago

She’s part of our government. I consider that far more dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She wants her own space lasers

[–] hOrni 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not a real thing, is it? I honestly don't know, anything seems possible with these people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] d00ery 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
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[–] hOrni 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Holy shit. "Space laser at our soth border". Does she think the south border is in orbit? Does she think illegal aliens means invaders from space? She saw Aliens, and thought it's a documentary. I bet when she says "our troops" she means Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well the situation i believe we have here is that she doesn’t think

[–] kautau 5 points 1 month ago

lol this is so dumb. We did give Israel a fuck ton of money to develop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Beam

But it’s basically a laser version of iron dome

I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything remotely intelligent from her

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this how an idiot comes to terms with climate change?

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[–] Mango 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is a way to provoke rain, but that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Oi rain, I shagged yer mum

[–] Dorkyd68 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To a very low extent she's somewhat correct. I'll preface by say mtg is an idiot

Cloud seeding is a thing where an aircrafct drops something into clouds and it somewhat adjusts the type of precipitation. And nasa has a machine that simulates extremely loud rockets and it shoots out a mix of hydrogen and oxygen "h2o?" and it creates a cloud that will actually rain. However this is only done in one place i know of and is somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi.

To what extent does mtg think weather can be controlled or created is the question and i imagine she's implying we can steer a hurricane or send tornados to our enemies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you shoot a rocket into the air that contains a lot of water and then it rains that's not really modifying the weather that's just a very complicated sprinkler system.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, your friend and Wilhelm Reich.

[–] 9point6 20 points 1 month ago

the distant sound of hell march 2 rumbles

[–] brygphilomena 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're out here doing rain dances every day.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, so you're They.

[–] MojoMcJojo 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh my god I thought it was fake

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[–] Treczoks 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If "they" can control the weather, why haven't "they" incinerated Trump with a flash of lightning on one of his rallies?

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[–] TriflingToad 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

kinda, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding

TLDR: takes bunch of little bits of water in a cloud and turns it into bigger drips of water in cloud -> too heavy and falls as rain

EDIT: didn't realize what the post was specifically about, just wanted to share a cool fact. Sorry abt that.

[–] Dasus 7 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure you know this isn't what the idiot in the post meant.

But it is right, sure.

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[–] Zerlyna 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ohhh I will never side with Marge, but is that really her account? The username has an extra E? Honest question and I don’t have twitter.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

https://x.com/mtgreenee

Don't expect to see that tweet because it shows them all out of order now.

[–] Zerlyna 7 points 1 month ago

Ew. Ok. So she can’t spell her own name right. 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what the fuck why are they out of order

[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon is an idiot? Beyond that, I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

xcancel is looking better and better

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"They" only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It's why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.

[–] oldfaintinggoat 7 points 1 month ago

Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!

[–] whotookkarl 6 points 1 month ago

Someone needs to remind the slowest member of Congress again about the difference between fiction and nonfiction. There's no Flash Rogue's Gallery villains hiding in a secret base somewhere.

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