this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] IHawkMike 128 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My wife doesn't like it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.

[–] idunnololz 25 points 2 months ago

Your wife's boyfriend hates it more.

[–] GladiusB 60 points 2 months ago (6 children)

So we are just Facebook now?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I dont really care what people post, as long as its on a free and decentralized network. And as long as bad posts are in their respective community (as is the case here) its fine with me.

Lemmy is not about "good posts" its about removing central authority.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've been thinking about this lately.

You're right in that there's no central "authority", but lemmy has become very centralised with all the content on a few big instances in fiefdoms controlled by a few mods who seem to be weirdos with too much time on their hands.

I guess the benefit is, if an instance or a mod does something really egregious there's the potential to just move to another instance.

I think we need another few iterations of exodus from other platforms because of whatever shitstorm for lemmy to develop its own vibrance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It already happened for the star trek instance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, then create new communities if that's what you want to see here. What's stopping you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because modding online communities is a huge waste of time for anyone who isn't desperate for validation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so you just want to complain about everything and not do anything yourself. Gotcha.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hah.

Firstly, I wasn't complaining.

Secondly, I suspect I've touched a nerve. Are you the fieflord of some Alexandrian repository of enlightened content and discord? Do you find it fulfilling?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes to whatever you're talking about, I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This is precisely why I am in favor of defederating from the shit instances, .ml in particular. Because it transfers demand for popular communities away from those instances and ostensibly helps grow alternatives.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Why, did you see this on Facebook? I haven't been there in over two years, so idk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~war~~ social media never changes

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 8 points 2 months ago

I DO NOT CONSENT FOR LEMMY, INC OR ITS ASSOCIATED HOLDINGS TO TOUCH MY PEEPEE

[–] peopleproblems 7 points 2 months ago

It has been for a while, as soon as the censored word posts from grandma started showing up. It's pretty damn uncomfortable

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Facebook posts make people laugh, and this one did, what's the problem?

Also, this is clearly not a real Facebook post, it's an obvious joke.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Breakup version:
Rachel and I are dating again.
Well, not each other, but still...

[–] finitebanjo 36 points 2 months ago

I hope someday I still date my wife as enthusiastically as I date yours.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

"I'd like to introduce my first wife, Rachel"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I hate this fictional couple already. Despite the fact that they're clearly upper middle class and educated, they're too lazy to capitalize "I", or his name.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Man didn't capatlize her name....at the start of a sentence. He had to back out of the autocorrect to do that (or use a desktop...but still)!

[–] EnderMB 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either it's a WILD coincidence, or they're main characters from Suits. Mike and Rachel, with the username "zaney"? Come on...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The other one is Ross, that was Mike's last name in the show.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And the pictures are them too. I think it's safe to say we are looking at prince harry and Meghan something who are trying to have a private Moment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

News to me that one can see 'upper middle class and educated' in a mugshot.

And dude, that's from a chat, not a formal letter.

[–] BenFranklinsDick 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well, when you live in a morgue…

[–] Sam_Bass 3 points 2 months ago

you are perpetually dating, that little ceremony yall played atcould be just so much lip service after all