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[–] Squorlple 41 points 1 month ago

“You all will be stardust”

[–] hoshikarakitaridia 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We gotta go more stupid

Neil DeGrasse Bison

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Badeendje 4 points 1 month ago

A neil bison with a spliff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaggedrobotpubes 18 points 1 month ago

I mean all right if you want

[–] model_tar_gz 1 points 1 month ago

Kneel dat Ass, my Son

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the foreground, Antman contemplates what he will- nay, what he must do.

[–] thesporkeffect 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has anyone prototyped a suppository themed ant man suit yet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Or an ant-man themed suppository?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Surprisingly easy boss battle, everyone just says they hate it because it'll randomly broadcast facts about science fiction media that makes people annoyed and apparently that's a greater sin than genuine malice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm sure the backlash was entirely organic and has nothing to do with him being a prominent black voice for public vaccination programs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I mean he gets shit and joked about for some of the dumb, annoying, pedantic tweets he tweets. That part I'm not sure needs a wholeass conspiracy theory to explain.

[–] Grimy 3 points 1 month ago

His stupid tweet saying anything that doesnt enjoy sex is long extinct was in 2016. He was known as an idiot way before covid.

[–] dejected_warp_core 1 points 1 month ago

I can see it now. It's like The Fact Core from Portal, only worse.

[–] Hildegarde 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder what Neil DEGAUSS Tyson would look like.

[–] unreachable 5 points 1 month ago

he will definitely EMBOSSED

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

150 foot tall Demi-god who can crush cities beneath his feet, break mountains with his fists, and can cause hurricanes with his breath. Doesn’t use any of those powers and just likes explaining advanced physics and astronomical phenomena to the layman in simple terms whilst also being entertaining at the same time.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 12 points 1 month ago

I'd rather see Mike Degrasse Tyson.

[–] simplejack 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] simplejack 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I'd like to see a titan of the style of Attack on Titan

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Tiber Septim using Neilmidium the brass titan

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Short time later Neil rang the doorbell, "Actually....Titan is the biggest moon of Saturnus and it was discovered by Huygens in 1655 you miseducated moran!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"There's no WORTER there"

[–] cm0002 6 points 1 month ago

Somebody forward this to Neil and get Netflix on the line

I need 8 seasons and a movie of this!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Serious o-face vibes

[–] buzz86us 3 points 1 month ago

It is the ultimate evolution of hours character on future worm

[–] Sam_Bass 3 points 1 month ago

the snark is strong in him

[–] Donebrach 2 points 1 month ago

Uhm, awhktually….

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Degrasse is a narcissistic scumbag. He's one of the worst science celebrities.

[–] Yawweee877h444 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's not that bad. He's not perfect by any means, but the Neil hate cult is just over the top.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Dudes a womenizer, cheat, narcissistic, conman, and he's been wrong about fundamental science. You should really look him up before saying "nah"

[–] Yawweee877h444 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

womenizer, cheat, narcissistic, conman, and he's been wrong about fundamental science

Care to provide any objective evidence/sources for these claims...?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Them: "nah"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

As if womanizing is bad eyerollemoji !

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Thank you for all the facts and sources. Much more helpful than just saying "do your own research!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did Pluto write this comment?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ba dum tiss

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Oh well then. Disregard everything he is, by all means.