Trump and vance just destroyed a whole quiet town... And in the couch fucker's own state? Really fucked the couch on this one. Because he's a couch fucker. And I don't mean that figuratively, he literally has sex with innocent non-consenting couches.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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Illegal couches
"They are eating throw pillows and ottomans!"
Don’t forget about those poor Afghans ~(blankets)~
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He was just here in my state and yes he fucking all the couches. But gets worse JD Vance is kidnapping dogs and eating them! Tell everyone this disposable that he is getting away with this!
Can we please get off this ride?
Imagine if you lived there. Must be torture to be in all the national headlines for this insanity
"Imagine if you lived there". The poor souls already live in Ohio, this is just making it worse.
Hey buddy, i really don’t appreciate you going around reminding me just how awful this place is. It’s already hard enough staying positive
OHIOANS TOGETHER STRONG.
These threats are because of DEMOCRATS NOT Asking Republicans to PLEASE Tone Down Their Rhetoric!
I think this one was a little too on-the-nose for people to pick up on.
wut
Jorkin DePenus Vance asked Democrats to tone down their rhetoric...
...while propagating the cat eating story.
Would be interesting to see who buys up any property, given that the value likely fell as a result of this bullshittery.
Well in the United States it's legal to buy property anonymously through the use of shell companies. Yes, you read that right.
Of course. I meant that a certain presidential candidate linked to the industry could benefit immensely.
Yeah I gotcha. I'm saying because the US is an oligarchy, we likely will never know about such purchases.