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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

yeah but how good would it feel

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] thisNotMyName 44 points 1 month ago

That would be part of the French cuisine

[–] NegativeInf 9 points 1 month ago

Like a facehugger.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonRosary 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

You would feel them moving around... inside you...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

No, silly, pee is stored in balls

[–] Anticorp 57 points 1 month ago

Can I just go back to having never read this before?

[–] Allonzee 49 points 1 month ago
[–] dohpaz42 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 15 points 1 month ago

Good afternoon.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mEEGal 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

from my brain

[–] 2ugly2live 44 points 1 month ago

Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?

🤢🤮

[–] edgemaster72 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

We can call it a spworm

Edit: Didn't see that @[email protected] beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours

[–] BassTurd 12 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365 28 points 1 month ago

What the fuck is this?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Why would I imagine that??

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Thanks I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Would have so much more respect for swallowers

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I wish I could unsee this greatly

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

[–] Allonzee 8 points 1 month ago

It could flop out of a fork more easily.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol

[–] NegativeInf 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An aquarium full of giant sperm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] SmoothLiquidation 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I read that Oglaf comic.

[–] HappycamperNZ 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

What a god awful day to have eyes...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

alright, who's got the eye bleach?

[–] Meron35 13 points 1 month ago

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl

[–] HootinNHollerin 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I'd have the strongest stomp in town.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Truly a horrifying image!

[–] UltraMagnus0001 9 points 1 month ago

Mass genocide every night

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

talk about weapons of ass destruction.

is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?

i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.

[–] TwoBeeSan 8 points 1 month ago

I would hear the pro life argument

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] LucasWaffyWaf 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.

[–] TriflingToad 6 points 1 month ago

of course that's a thing

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[–] mostNONheinous 4 points 1 month ago

There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.

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