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Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries

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[–] T00l_shed 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.

[–] NickwithaC 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

[–] T00l_shed 8 points 1 month ago

OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!

[–] 9point6 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] T00l_shed 4 points 1 month ago

I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Abysmal take, poutine is delicious

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Nah, it'll probably be something like knackers and muff

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

ooh that poutine bait almost had me 😉

[–] radicalautonomy 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

British people prolly call this "Nuts and Bolts" or ~~something~~ summat.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sumfin. How's how we say it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I used to get poutine from a Montreal strip joint that was hands down the best poutine I’ve ever had.

The strippers would queef in the box as it was being closed so you’d get a whiff of warm feta cheese as you opened them up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah, so poutine is really just missing that inhales slowly breathily je be sais quoi to make it delectable

[–] roguetrick 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, you didn't get as big a response for making the Canadians insecure as you did men, but it's just as fiery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Amazing comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Normal people call this “nacho fries”

[–] roguetrick 2 points 1 month ago

Why you shitting on the furry's fries? They're not chou fries, so why do you care.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Shit,that sounds tasty. I gotta try that sometime.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

NGL that actually sounds pretty fire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

[–] Tikiporch 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I also enjoy The 1975.

However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough

[–] M137 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fried dicks and warted holes

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 1 month ago

You could penetrate each olive hole with each fry peg and call it a bowl of pegging. Maybe? 🤔

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Man I dont get the love for olives. At best they're a mild inconvenience on pizza. At worst they completly overpower whatever they're on.