Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries
Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.
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Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top
OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.
Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper
Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ
Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!
Skill issue
Gift
I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!
Abysmal take, poutine is delicious
Nah, it'll probably be something like knackers and muff
Well, you didn't get as big a response for making the Canadians insecure as you did men, but it's just as fiery.
Amazing comment.
ooh that poutine bait almost had me 😉
British people prolly call this "Nuts and Bolts" or ~~something~~ summat.
FTFY
Sumfin. How's how we say it.
"saink"
Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries
Fried dicks and warted holes
You could penetrate each olive hole with each fry peg and call it a bowl of pegging. Maybe? 🤔
I used to get poutine from a Montreal strip joint that was hands down the best poutine I’ve ever had.
The strippers would queef in the box as it was being closed so you’d get a whiff of warm feta cheese as you opened them up.
Ah, so poutine is really just missing that inhales slowly breathily je be sais quoi to make it delectable
This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.
Normal people call this “nacho fries”
Why you shitting on the furry's fries? They're not chou fries, so why do you care.
NGL that actually sounds pretty fire
Shit,that sounds tasty. I gotta try that sometime.
Man I dont get the love for olives. At best they're a mild inconvenience on pizza. At worst they completly overpower whatever they're on.
I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough
I also enjoy The 1975.
However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.