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[–] samus12345 5 points 6 days ago

They meant to just say "Cat." Damn autocorrect!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] HowManyNimons 127 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to type those six words. I meant cat.

[–] GrammarPolice 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 22 points 1 week ago
[–] Phoenix3875 110 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] GrammarPolice 39 points 1 week ago

There's always an xkcd

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, this XKCD doesn't apply. It's really the opposite case. I can't figure out what cat should replace here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Title text:

I like trying to make it as hard as possible.

"I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the least horrifying answer is word 2, referring to a consensual encounter between gay furries.

[–] ivanafterall 8 points 1 week ago

Or burly jazz musicians.

[–] thenextguy 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a unix shell script:

(cat ‘cat’) in (cat ‘cat’ ‘cat’)

Which should evaluate to true, because ‘cat’ can be found in ‘catcat’.

[–] SpaceNoodle 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

bash: syntax error near unexpected token `in'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A gold star for you! Now find a language where “cat cat in cat cat cat” is legal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

cat cat in cat cat cat is legal Bash if cat and in exist, "cat cat" in "cat cat cat" is Python.

[–] SpaceNoodle -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My point is that it's not a shell script.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cat dicks in his brothers bum

Big cat in his brothers bum

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

Big dicks in cat brothers bum

Big dicks in his cat bum

Big dicks in his brothers cat

I think they meant 1,2,4,6 all at the same time

[–] Etterra 8 points 1 week ago

Cat cats in cat brother's cat?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Cat dicks in this brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Did anyone ever find the answer

[–] SpaceNoodle 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] brap 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] Klear 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] ReginaPhalange 2 points 1 week ago
[–] herrvogel 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GrammarPolice 4 points 1 week ago

Are the cats in your bum yet?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Big dick cats his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Big dicks in cat brothers bum.

[–] merari42 10 points 1 week ago

cat -A bum_sentence.txt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Big dicks in his brothers cat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Big dick cats in his brothers bum

[–] nifty 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like fever dream posting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

big cat in his brother's bin

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Big dicks in his cat bum.