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[–] HowManyNimons 129 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't mean to type those six words. I meant cat.

[–] GrammarPolice 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear 22 points 2 months ago
[–] Phoenix3875 112 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] GrammarPolice 40 points 2 months ago

There's always an xkcd

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually, this XKCD doesn't apply. It's really the opposite case. I can't figure out what cat should replace here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Title text:

I like trying to make it as hard as possible.

"I'd love to meet up, maybe in a few days? Next week is looking pretty empty. *witchcraft"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the least horrifying answer is word 2, referring to a consensual encounter between gay furries.

[–] ivanafterall 8 points 2 months ago

Or burly jazz musicians.

[–] thenextguy 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

As a unix shell script:

(cat ‘cat’) in (cat ‘cat’ ‘cat’)

Which should evaluate to true, because ‘cat’ can be found in ‘catcat’.

[–] SpaceNoodle 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

bash: syntax error near unexpected token `in'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A gold star for you! Now find a language where “cat cat in cat cat cat” is legal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

cat cat in cat cat cat is legal Bash if cat and in exist, "cat cat" in "cat cat cat" is Python.

[–] SpaceNoodle -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My point is that it's not a shell script.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Etterra 8 points 2 months ago

Cat cats in cat brother's cat?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Cat dicks in this brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Big dicks cat his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Did anyone ever find the answer

[–] SpaceNoodle 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] brap 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] Klear 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

which word is supposed to be cat

[–] ReginaPhalange 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] herrvogel 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GrammarPolice 4 points 2 months ago

Are the cats in your bum yet?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Big dick cats his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Big dicks in cat brothers bum.

[–] merari42 10 points 2 months ago

cat -A bum_sentence.txt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Big dicks in his brothers cat

[–] samus12345 5 points 2 months ago

They meant to just say "Cat." Damn autocorrect!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Big dick cats in his brothers bum

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

big cat in his brother's bin

[–] nifty 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like fever dream posting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Big dicks in his cat bum.