real american beer is just Canned sparkling water
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No it isn't. I like canned sparkling water with the unsweetened fruit flavors.
Notice how the shit they are peddling to scam their followers is getting more desperate.
It went from NFTs, shoes and bibles to straight up booze.
Next up, Trump Onlyfans?
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I'm going to make you sicker: imagine Trump playing with his nipples while yelling about how the election was stolen...
JFC, really, Squid? It's too early in the morning for that. 😆
Trump Onlyfans
Lots of pee tapes, and women who look like his daughter.
They have been drop shipping freedom beer since at least the chuds were chucking their Keurigs off balconies
Shirtless guy on the can full of presumably cum. Definitely not gay
You are a true hero
Trump said the Hulkster has a great looking can 😏
One washed up celeb endorsing another. So weird.
The crab bucket effect is when people try to prevent others from escaping a bad situation.
What's the opposite of that, where bad people try to lift each other up in ways such that almost nobody would want any of them to succeed?
I learnt it as the monkeys in a cage analogy.
The Tower of Crabel?
It's desperation before the curtain closes for them forever.
Dumpy is old enough that it's almost time.
Hoagie aint too far off either given that he's in his 70s and very tall, which tends to give you health issues as you get older.
It really is desperation. There's a reason why this wasn't going on in 2016-2020 for the most part. Only after losing the election did truth social come out (2022.) The money grab bible also came in 2021, after he lost.
It looks like a PBR holiday edition or something.
It comes pre-skunky.
I was in an elevator and ran into Gene Upshaw, the great guard from the Oakland Raiders. Big Gene raised his finger up and looked at me and said, 'You boys need to form a union. ' I tried to do it and it was Hulk Hogan that ratted me out to Vince McMahon and subsequently I was fired and lost my job.
-Jesse Ventura on Hulk Hogan
Killing unions, a true American Patriot. A wrestler's Union could have literally saved lives.
You can see why he loves Trump.
Terry Bollea is an asshole.
And a union busting traitor who betrayed his best friend Jesse 'The Body' Ventura
That's a pretty gay logo. Why are conservatives always fawning over muscular men?
Isn't schlubbing for brands while campaigning for president illegal?
We're talking about a guy who shilled products in the oval office if there aren't consequences it doesn't matter.
Trump doesn't drink?
His brother died from alcoholism and he claims he's never touched a drop of the stuff.
I never heard of that. He lies about everything else though. It would explain his Diet Coke fixation.
His claim that he's never drank any alcohol might be exaggerated, but if he were lying about not drinking in general, somebody would've leaked it by now.
All I know is that, according to Wikipedia, Freddie Trump's alcoholism was so bad by 1970 that his wife made him leave their home and got Trump Sr. to agree to change the locks. And Donald was only 24 by then. I could definitely see him being against the whole idea of alcohol by the time he got to his teenage years if it was that bad by then. Donald is eight years younger than Freddie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.#Alcoholism_and_death
That would require dickbag trump to have the ability to discern consequences from actions, which he does not have.
I guess I don't know him as well as you do.
He sounds like a drunk uncle every time he talks. Dude probably has wet brain and doesn't need to drink to be drunk anymore.
He claims a lot of stuff and it always ends up being untrue.
Oh yeah the guy that puts ketchup on burned steaks and doesn’t drink knows a quality beer.
Real American beer should have Mankind / Mick Foley on it.
Andre the Giant, other than the fact that he was French, but we will give him honorary USA citizenship.
Hell the French are better at protesting and replacing their government than we are at this point.
Left France, wrestled for the WWF, starred in Hollywood movies, fought Arnold Schwarzenegger in one of those movies, ate 12 steaks in a sitting, could drink over 100 beers on a night out, took up two seats on an airplane.
I think he actually died of being too American.
Was he in any movies other than "Inconceivable! : The ~~Musical~~ Screenplay"?
Nothing more American than claiming French things are ours
They put nasty light in a weird new can
The first time I saw the can I thought he was holding a mop or broom. I don’t know why.
The Champion of Beers sounds a heck of a lot like the Champagne of Beers.
I don’t take beer advice from teetotalers and I don’t know why anyone would