Haha, got me there
Darkard
joined 2 years ago
Hurray! Liquid death on draft right at home!
A fucking loser with no personality or opinions of their own
This bitch needs some hobbies that don't involve staring at people or being a twat
What a blessing
Ahh, thank heavens.
"Holy shit!"
Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.
As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.
Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.
Its been measured at 3.6% ABV
Don't be getting people's hopes up
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"yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?"