Darkard

joined 2 years ago
[–] Darkard 17 points 1 hour ago

"yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?"

[–] Darkard 5 points 21 hours ago

Haha, got me there

[–] Darkard 5 points 21 hours ago

Hurray! Liquid death on draft right at home!

[–] Darkard 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

A fucking loser with no personality or opinions of their own

[–] Darkard 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Darkard 44 points 2 days ago

This bitch needs some hobbies that don't involve staring at people or being a twat

[–] Darkard 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What a blessing

[–] Darkard 48 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Ahh, thank heavens.

[–] Darkard 95 points 3 days ago (6 children)

"Holy shit!"

[–] Darkard 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

[–] Darkard 33 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Its been measured at 3.6% ABV

[–] Darkard 79 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Don't be getting people's hopes up

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So Angry! (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by Darkard to c/[email protected]
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/11012687

Rule

 

Getting a bot to spam out 12 posts in a minute is not the way to make me want to engage.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Darkard to c/[email protected]
 

It's the big news we have all being waiting for.

 

Due to how poor twitter is run, he can't get it back.

I wish celebs would just ditch the platform already.

 

It came to mind a little while ago and I went to check it out but there's hasn't been an update on their site since they released that trailer.

It was looking pretty sweet so it would be a shame if it had stalled.

Anyone got any hot gossip?

 

I've been using the all@everything feed to see all the different instances. Subscribing to ones I want to see more of and can then see in my subbed feed later. Then blocking ones that I don't care about to trim down what appears in all@everything.

There's a few instances now showing up for specific nationalities which I'll never be able to understand. Is there a way for me to block or hide these instances from the all@everything feed?

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