I've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
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And once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener
So I noticed two seams.. can you load the wiener both ways? That'd be some kind of celebration.
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You're welcome. I think.
Well it's probably either a 2-man toy, a variable hole type multitool, or a ~~finger~~ winner trap.
Maybe you need one of these as well.
I'm so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck's corkscrew dick.
A few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!
"Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?"
"Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago."
"K babe."
It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa's novelty Fleshlight collection.
Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale
The guy who buys a hotdog fleshlight.
People cheat with their neighbors, why can't they also fuck each other's fleshlights??
When they got it as a gag gift and never used it, or because they themselves thought it was something else
You probably should mark this as NSFW btw.
Sure.
But what if OP works at the hotdog fleshlight factory?
Still could be a dog chew toy without the 'chew' part
Perfect gift for docking enthusiasts. Put your weiner in this weiner.
Hotdogussy
Is that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?
It’s just a weird fungus
Such a rip off hot dog, you have to bring your own sausage.
Glizzy guzzles you?
Red rocket toy