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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?"

"Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago."

"K babe."

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa's novelty Fleshlight collection.