I've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So I noticed two seams.. can you load the wiener both ways? That'd be some kind of celebration.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Warl0k3 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now you can have a hot diggety great time with the Footlong Stroker Masturbator! You will be sure to get a full load of mayonnaise when you slip your firm shaft into this massive Stroker! Made out of a durable PVC Plastic on the outside with a “Real Feel” super soft skin silicone on the inside....this fun little Masturbator gives a whole new meaning to the term “Take me out to the ballgame”! This Discreet Play Toy enables you to proudly display it anywhere until you are ready to “Get Wild”...then Both ends screw off to reveal an Anus on one side (for the more adventurous)and a Vagina on the other. Sticking your wiener in a bun will never be the same. This is an outrageous play toy for the man who really “Loves” his wiener!

You're welcome. I think.

[–] Etterra 3 points 2 months ago

Well it's probably either a 2-man toy, a variable hole type multitool, or a ~~finger~~ winner trap.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you need one of these as well.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck's corkscrew dick.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 8 points 2 months ago

A few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!