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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

This is a perfectly executed shower thought. No notes.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't have any inherent disagreement, but I feel like I'm gonna need you to show your work. Can't you have beef pepperoni? that feels very close to milk, and only a step away from cream.

[–] owenfromcanada 41 points 3 months ago
[–] jordanlund 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] 200ok 11 points 3 months ago

Yum, frozen salad dressing

[–] SpaceNoodle 10 points 3 months ago

Go back to Gilroy

[–] Jerkface 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund 5 points 3 months ago

I tried it, it's basically garlic flavored vanilla ice cream. I'm glad I tried it, would not seek it out again.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Both are animal fat products

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Dude your mom’s an animal fat product

[–] TheCannonball 19 points 3 months ago
[–] DelightfullyDivisive 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...and I like eating all three...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

And all three abandoned me no wait what

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The culinary opposite of pepperoni is coconut milk.

[–] TootSweet 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The culinary opposite of coconut milk is haggis.

[–] Nurse_Robot 7 points 3 months ago

The culinary opposite of haggis is leafy greens

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 3 months ago

Coconut milk ice cream

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No it's not

They're both Italian, ice cream can be non-sweet, there must be bigger opposites!

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 1 points 3 months ago

Wouldn’t it be gelato vs pepperoni?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not a question, but I challenge you to explain yourself.

[–] owenfromcanada 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You've either had too much pepperoni, or too little ice cream...

Either way, you owe us all an explanation. Or ice cream. I'll accept ice cream.

[–] netvor 1 points 3 months ago

but no pepersplaining please

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Tangent: one if my roommates discovered a recipe for an avocado-based chocolate mouse. She hates it when I call it chocolate guacamole, guacolate, or chocomole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'd say they're in a somewhat similar realm of consistency so no

[–] TheGiantKorean 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Together? Pepperoni flavored ice cream? Ice cream flavored pepperoni? Where do you draw the line? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

... t-together?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You know, I ain't mad at that.

Don't agree, but I can dig the vibe.

Now, I would have said salad, personally, as the opposite of ice cream, or maybe barbecue.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 3 months ago

They’re both high in fat so no, it’s not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial?

[–] Boozilla 4 points 3 months ago

Key lime pie makes a great dessert after spicy Mexican food.

[–] Siegfried 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And here i am, thinking that the opposite of icecream was Surströmming

Bonus: at one point in time, there was ice cream served with pepperoni Apparently

[–] JustZ 2 points 3 months ago

You caught some heat in the comments but this is completely true.

[–] Ibaudia 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, you can have almonds for dessert.

[–] Ibaudia 1 points 3 months ago

If you're Italian and therefore demonic then maybe (/s)