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What are the best beans for a blind date? (self.asklemmy)
submitted 4 months ago by simplejack to c/[email protected]
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[โ€“] kuneho 26 points 4 months ago

Deez beans :3

[โ€“] friend_of_satan 25 points 4 months ago

Coffee.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

You'll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

[โ€“] toomanypancakes 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Chickpeas, as long as you're into that

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

Iโ€™ve never had a black bean on my chest.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart -1 points 4 months ago

That joke but not mine?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably not until the end of the date.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And only with consent

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Chickpeas

What's that even supposed to be

[โ€“] Etterra 8 points 4 months ago

Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck's sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ beans or you could literally die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Red Beans & Rice

[โ€“] solidgrue 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Black eyed peas. I'm not gonna tellya twice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

He ain't fooling me twice no more.

[โ€“] BugleFingers 5 points 4 months ago

Toe.

Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

[โ€“] Klear 4 points 4 months ago

Oh dear god the beans are back...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Baked.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No beans

[โ€“] quinkin 3 points 4 months ago

Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

doesn't matter as long as you know how to lick them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Cool beans

https://youtu.be/fTC2At1CBEI

[โ€“] baatliwala 2 points 4 months ago

Chole and rajma are goated

[โ€“] Protoknuckles 2 points 4 months ago

Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Natto

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Fucking love natto.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lima

[โ€“] ChihuahuaOfDoom 1 points 4 months ago

Navy beans and ham.

[โ€“] problematicPanther 0 points 4 months ago

Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.