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Independent presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr has posted a video on social media in which he admits that he dumped a dead bear cub in New York City's Central Park in 2014.

The clip, posted to his X account on Sunday, shows him with controversial US comedian Roseanne Barr as he describes bizarre circumstances that led to an incident that mystified New Yorkers 10 years ago. Mr Kennedy said a woman had hit and killed the bear with her car when he was driving behind her outside of the city, and he put it in his van with the intention of skinning the animal and harvesting its meat.

It appears he shared the anecdote to get ahead of an upcoming story in The New Yorker magazine.

The Kennedy campaign and the New Yorker did not respond to requests for comment. Seated with rolled-up sleeves at a table covered with food, Mr Kennedy tells Ms Barr in the video that he was driving to meet a group of people to go falconing near Goshen, New York, 10 years ago when the bear was killed. He says he pulled over to put the bear in his vehicle.

"I was going to skin the bear - and it was in very good condition - and I was going to put the meat in my refrigerator," he says. "And you can do that in New York state: Get a bear tag for a roadkill bear."

New York state does allow people to take bears killed on roads, but the law stipulates that a person has to notify law enforcement or the state's Department of Environmental Conservation to acquire such a tag. Mr Kennedy does not appear to have done that.

Instead, he says he continued to his falconing venture, which went late into the evening. He says he went on to a dinner reservation he had at Peter Luger Steakhouse in New York City, about 75 miles (121km) south of Goshen. "At the end of the dinner, it was late and I realised I couldn't go home," Mr Kennedy says. "I had to go to the airport, and the bear was in my car, and I didn't want to leave the bear in my car because that would have been bad."

That is when, he says, it occurred to him that there had been a series of bicycle accidents in New York and that he had an old bicycle in his car.

He tells Ms Barr that he had the idea of staging a bike accident with the bear carcass in Central Park, which several drunk people with him heartily endorsed. He emphasises that he had not been drinking.

"So we did that and we thought it would be amusing for whoever found it or something," he says. "The next day... it was on every television station. It was a front page of every paper and I turned on the TV and there was like a mile of yellow tape and 20 cop cars, there were helicopters flying, and I was like, 'Oh my god. What did I do?'"

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[–] NOT_RICK 94 points 4 months ago (1 children)

RFK Jr is stranger than fiction

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It might be a well-tuned campaign strategy.

https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/readers-opinion/guest-commentary/article289366908.html

Donald Trump’s entry into politics marked a shift from traditional political engagement to what can be described as “politainment” — the blending of politics and entertainment. Trump’s background as a reality TV star and his penchant for dramatic, often controversial statements turned political events into spectacles that captured widespread public attention. This shift made politics more accessible and engaging to a broader audience, transforming it into a form of entertainment that people followed with the same fervor as a reality TV show.

Let's say that Trump has discovered that what a certain chunk of the electorate actually wants is a circus. Okay. You place a larger circus on the table.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t know I’d call it fine tuned given his current polling numbers of 4.2%

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's way higher than I would've guessed tbh

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He emphasises that he had not been drinking.

That's not the flex he thinks it is. I think it's much worse to imagine someone completely sober thinking that was going to be a great idea.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure admitting to drunk driving is worse. In New York City? The chance of killing someone is way too high.

[–] jaybone 7 points 4 months ago

Aldo doesn’t the family have kind of a history with that sort of thing?

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[–] Godric 67 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You know what? The story is fucking hilarious and wild, I fuck with it. This is somehow both the most redneck and silver spoon bougie shit I've ever seen

While driving for a casual falconing trip (bougie), he finds some fresh roadkill and decides he's going to stuff it in his car and take it and carve it up for food (redneck).

He goes late, realizes he's not making it home (both). Has a hilarious thought, also has with the exact random shit in his car to make that reality, acts on it (redneck)

A dead bear found in the middle of NYC with the implication that a bicyclist ran it over is fantastic, holy fuck XD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you haven’t heard, Trae Crowder & Corey Ryan Forrester, 2 comedians from the WellRed Comedy tour, have a podcast called Puttin On Airs.

They talk specifically about the Venn Diagram that exists for a number a topics, where the overlap between the fancy & trashy experiences of said topics is rather hilarious.

This story will likely be covered soon.

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[–] gedaliyah 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wow, what a totally normal display of rational decision making.

Has anyone checked to see if he is just Sacha Baron Cohen in a sophisticated mask?

[–] SuckMyWang 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Good chance he’s full of shit and what really happened was more criminal so he had too come up with an even more batshit story to get himself out of it

[–] LustyArgonianMana 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

100%, including the "all my friends were drunk but I wasnt"

[–] jaybone 8 points 4 months ago

And wtf is this circus van he’s driving around in with fuckin bears and bicycles and shit.

Maybe he robbed a band of traveling carnies in a cocaine fueled rage because the space lizards told him to.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 4 months ago

He almost certainly killed the bear himself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I know this is exactly the kind of calculated, rational decision making I want from the guy with his finger on the button that ends the world.

[–] FlyingSquid 53 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I know "weird" is being applied to Trump, but my god this dude is fucking weird.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Brains worms = low intelligence = weird af

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Don’t forget the incest… just a bit of incest thrown in really amps that weirdness & gives it a kick.

[–] cmbabul 8 points 4 months ago

RFK is way weirder than Trump, and I don’t say that lightly

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[–] FinishingDutch 32 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Behind the Bastards just did a four part podcast on him. Let’s just say: this likely wasn’t the weirdest thing that he was involved in that week.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

John Oliver just did a bit about him yesteday on LWT.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Holy shit has John Oliver pranked yanks by popularising London Weekend Television? Or am I just the last person to make this connection? 😁

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[–] LaunchesKayaks 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] xenoclast 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's fucking weird, right ?

[–] LaunchesKayaks 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

So weird. Like one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. And I grew up in a hillbilly part of Appalachia.

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[–] paddirn 15 points 4 months ago

Just another Monday in the 2024 Presidential Election.

[–] Zugyuk 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mr Kennedy said a woman had hit and killed the bear with her car when he was driving behind her

He definitely hit that bear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There’s no reason to lie about that when he literally admits to dumping a bear in Central Park, and causing a massive police response.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

May I remind you about the brain worms?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This guy is my new favourite batshit insane presidential candidate. He's funnier, and he has zero chance of getting elected.

[–] idiomaddict 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He’s not got as pure a soul as vermin supreme though. Plus, is he an abolitionist?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This was not on my election bingo card

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[–] xenomor 24 points 4 months ago

Is RFK a character in an ARG? What is happening on this timeline?

[–] teft 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was this before, during, or after the brain worms?

[–] HessiaNerd 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eat roadkill, get brain worms.

What kind of clowns want to vote for this guy?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hopefully the kind of clowns that previously voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020 and are still alive today.

[–] Sam_Bass 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Imma keep saying it. We need more mental institutions in this country. We have the means and the need. Just need the will and the wads

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Girl, what?

[–] fritobugger2017 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The recent Daily Show with John Oliver episode really does a deep dive on just how completely nuts RFK Jr is.

[–] oKtosiTe 8 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Do you mean this episode of Last Week Tonight?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I’m convinced we live in a timeline where the Illuminati is run by clowns and they are giving us the most absurd storylines for season 2024 of Earth AD.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

OP, your post text wiped out all the paragraph separations:

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Furthermore, you can put three spaces at the end of a line before a break and it'll treat it as a proper break.

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[–] nepenthes 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What the ever-living fuck?

Shouldn't he get charged with obfuscating justice?! How many detective hours did he waste? How much did it cost to lug away?

I don't think this is the act of a sane and rational human, and I really just feel sorry for the bear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

This was 10 years ago, so statute of limitations has long run out on any charges that might have come from this.

But other than that, agreed.

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[–] captainlezbian 6 points 4 months ago

This man is just so bizarre

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